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#1783

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April 15, 2010, 2:27 p.m.

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//hinkle, on school systems Hinkle: If it's good, it's positive. If it's bad, it's negative. So in DC...

#1782

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April 15, 2010, 2:26 p.m.

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Hinkle: Ladies and gentlemen, we're not going to do the back part because some of it is about Tiger Woods and I don't like him anymore.

#1781

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April 15, 2010, 10:08 a.m.

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//Discussing Stat HW Stein: So anyways, the problem is that it doesn't say what they're bragging about. They can't just declare they're better without backing it up or explaining it. Are the students smarter? Are they teaching better? We need some data to prove it! Ostrander: Stein, you're teaching it wrong. It's like the magnet: the .0001% doesn't matter, we just say we're better.

#1780

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April 15, 2010, 9:21 a.m.

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Sub: Why are people coming in after the bell? Students: That was the warning bell! Sub: Naw, I haven't HEARD the second bell so that MUST've been it! *Bell rings immediately

#1777

2325

April 14, 2010, 3:57 p.m.

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Whitacre: So the henna means you're married? Why did you get married! Manisha: No, it doesn't count! It wears off in a few weeks anyways. Whitacre: So does marriage...

This was part of a looooong conversation about Manisha's henna, including how she married some random guy on the street and met hot guys on a bus.

manisha, whitacre

#1776

99

April 13, 2010, 11:51 p.m.

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Hinkle: If you're in a labor union, people will want you. They'll demand your body.

#1775

46

April 12, 2010, 6:21 p.m.

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Naomi: "Illegally seized elephants, no wait evidence, can be used in court"

#1774

08

April 12, 2010, 6:06 p.m.

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Wenting: Hey Wylie, I've always wondered something about white offense [Wylie/Contreras laugh a bit] Wenting: Like, no offense or anything, you know, white people anatomy [Wylie/Contreras laughing] Wenting: Why're you guys laughing?!

#1773

99

April 12, 2010, 5:54 p.m.

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Morgan: AHH! I couldn't deal with being a math magnet. I wouldn't be able to function.

During math class while stressing over tons of work. The saddest part of it was that we recognized it as a pun in the first place.

math, fuction, cap

#1772

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April 11, 2010, 4 p.m.

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//Whitacre is interrupted by the annoying Infoflow announcement PA: Please tune your TVs to channel 19. Infoflow will begin in 30 seconds. Whitacre: Channel 19? That's the commie channel! Who cares about 19? You only get one channel -- state TV!