#1798

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April 19, 2010, 6:08 p.m.

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Kamal: "When I went to LA, I saw a building from Grand Theft Auto! It was great! It was, like, the best moment of my life... it was like going to *MECCA*!"

#1797

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April 18, 2010, 9:56 a.m.

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Ostrander: Basically everything you learn in college is true... Except for what your friends tell you.

#1796

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April 17, 2010, 5:17 p.m.

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Ostrander: "Everybody look down. Are you wearing your pants?" //Trying to figure out who was leaving a pair of pants by the intertidal zone at Wallops

#1795

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April 17, 2010, 5:15 p.m.

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Ostrander, as kids cannonball into the mud at Wallops: "These kids are stupid."

#1794

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April 16, 2010, 9:46 p.m.

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//to a Block B student Pham: If you try to get in between a girl legs, she'll beat you up and you'll cry like baby.

#1793

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April 15, 2010, 7:33 p.m.

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Eli: Is it considered illegal if you accidentally steal a police car?

#1787

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April 15, 2010, 2:42 p.m.

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Anderson: We will now take a few minutes to learn about linguists' perspective on adverbs, after which you will want nothing to do with linguists ever again in your life and my work will be completed. // surprised silence Anderson: Just kidding

#1786

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April 15, 2010, 2:39 p.m.

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Anderson: Don't forget to read to [chapter] 25 because there will be a quiz. I, however, have some bad news: I will not be here next class. *Offers a tissue box to everyone in the front row* [...] There will still be work assigned next class. This work may include the viewing of a video. Knowing me, however, it may not.

#1785

02

April 15, 2010, 2:39 p.m.

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//walking into Peace Studies a few minutes before the bell Joy: It's so empty today! *pause* Oh, is it 4/20?

#1784

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April 15, 2010, 2:33 p.m.

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Mr. Bayz [sub]: I'm going to give you an oral exam. This oral exam will be unlike anything you've ever taken before!