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#1865

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May 2, 2010, 6:52 p.m.

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Gilad: You know what would be cool? Mr. Schafer: Ice cream? Gilad: No. Schafer: NCAA Basketball on the big screen? Gilad: Yeah. Schafer: I have three issues with that: One, I don't think you can be quiet. Two, did I mention I don't think you can be quiet?

#1864

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May 2, 2010, 6:49 p.m.

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//Reading The Awakening, page 48: "Edna, left alone in the little side room, loosened her clothes, removing the greater part of them." Mr. Anderson: Now, remember, this is the 1900s, this is very scandalous. Here we've gone into Edna's bedroom, and she is disrobing. This is sexy stuff.

#1863

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May 2, 2010, 6:44 p.m.

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Mr. Moose: A lot of stuff in history never occurred.

#1862

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May 2, 2010, 6:43 p.m.

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Mr. Anderson: Go to page 116. ...By which I mean 115. ...By which I mean the bottom of 114.

#1861

88

May 2, 2010, 6:40 p.m.

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Alex Contreras: Can an M16 cut down a tree? Mr. Moose: No, but an M60 might. //Goes on to show off his knowledge of guns...

...That's NOT how you're supposed to respond to the question, Mr. Moose!

guns, m16, m60, tree, moose

#1860

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May 2, 2010, 6:37 p.m.

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Anderson: We will be reading this book from a feminist criticism. We will be doing this because I feel it will be most annoying to the boys in this classroom.

#1859

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May 2, 2010, 6:35 p.m.

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//A female student is applying makeup Mr. Moose: You look fine! Put that mirror away! You girls drive me crazy!

#1858

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May 2, 2010, 6:32 p.m.

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Mr. Moose: But a few other countries still call themselves Cuba.

Talking about nations that call themselves "communist" but really aren't.

moose, communist, cuba

#1857

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May 2, 2010, 6:31 p.m.

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//Mr. Schafer is being filmed for consideration for the MCPS Teacher of the Year award Gilad: They should have competitive teaching. This would be, like, the ESPN coverage.

#1856

911

May 1, 2010, 5:34 p.m.

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Amir: I think his goal is to establish… Gross: To stab the shit out of him?! Amir: Es-tab-lish