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⚐ ReportGilad: You know what would be cool? Mr. Schafer: Ice cream? Gilad: No. Schafer: NCAA Basketball on the big screen? Gilad: Yeah. Schafer: I have three issues with that: One, I don't think you can be quiet. Two, did I mention I don't think you can be quiet?
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⚐ Report//Reading The Awakening, page 48: "Edna, left alone in the little side room, loosened her clothes, removing the greater part of them." Mr. Anderson: Now, remember, this is the 1900s, this is very scandalous. Here we've gone into Edna's bedroom, and she is disrobing. This is sexy stuff.
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⚐ ReportMr. Anderson: Go to page 116. ...By which I mean 115. ...By which I mean the bottom of 114.
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⚐ ReportAlex Contreras: Can an M16 cut down a tree? Mr. Moose: No, but an M60 might. //Goes on to show off his knowledge of guns...
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⚐ ReportAnderson: We will be reading this book from a feminist criticism. We will be doing this because I feel it will be most annoying to the boys in this classroom.
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⚐ Report//A female student is applying makeup Mr. Moose: You look fine! Put that mirror away! You girls drive me crazy!
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⚐ Report//Mr. Schafer is being filmed for consideration for the MCPS Teacher of the Year award Gilad: They should have competitive teaching. This would be, like, the ESPN coverage.
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⚐ ReportAmir: I think his goal is to establish… Gross: To stab the shit out of him?! Amir: Es-tab-lish