#1879

55

May 5, 2010, 11:05 a.m.

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//to brian Chelsea: you need to gyrate more

#1878

88

May 5, 2010, 7:46 a.m.

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Swaney: You know what I think our next crisis will be? A global computer virus that knocks out all computers. Jacob: The good news is, our traffic computers are so old, they wouldn't get the virus! Swaney: No, Chloe controls the traffic lights. On 24, Chloe can tap into the traffic lights. Chloe can tap into anything! //silence for a few seconds, then a few students start to snicker Swaney: *pauses, then realizes what he just said and laughs* DON'T PUT THAT ON BLAIRBASH!

#1877

1313

May 5, 2010, 7:44 a.m.

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//shortly after the National Science Bowl Stein: I heard you met the First Lady. Jacob: Yup. Stein: Mr. Pham said she was impressed by him. Jacob: What? No, what happened is that, after the game, Michelle Obama and Steven Chu were walking down the first row shaking everyone's hands. We were in the fifth row, so we pushed our way up. When they came to us, Mr. Pham said, "I doing this 13 year, never has President or First Lady come." And she smiled and said, "It won't be my last year." Stein: That's not how Mr. Pham told it. He said *he* convinced her to come back next year!

#1874

22

May 4, 2010, 10:06 p.m.

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Juan Diego: "Bad Mr. Rose. You used the quotient rule." Mr. Rose: "Why is that bad?" Juan Diego: "Because you *never* use the quotient rule. This is the first time we've seen you use it." Mr. Rose: "Well, I guess I'm finally growing up."

#1873

1414

May 4, 2010, 6:27 p.m.

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Rose: Man, I am in a much better mood today now that it isn't so hot and stuffy. I was seriously thinking about wearing like 80% less clothes today. Class: Ewwwwww! Rose: No, I meant 80% less weight, not...surface area.

#1871

33

May 4, 2010, 2:38 p.m.

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Ms. Bustillos: "I have nothing against immigrants, BUT, I've noticed that in the last 15-20 years, there's less stufff in my size at value village since immigrants are usually my size. WE NEED TO GET RID OF THOSE IMMIGRANTS!"

#1870

1515

May 3, 2010, 9:57 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: Sooo here we call on the magic calculus wizard.... and who could that be hm hm hmm... well that only leaves me! I AM THE MAGIC CALCULUS WIZARD

#1869

99

May 3, 2010, 1:34 p.m.

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//talking about jury duty during stat Stein: So the case was about drug dealing. Nilay: Was it about disjoint?

#1868

24

May 3, 2010, 12:01 p.m.

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//Discussing lisp calling functions Tolnay: good call!

#1867

77

May 2, 2010, 6:58 p.m.

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//Talking about getting people to gamble. Mr. Stein: Now, I've got other ways to get you to play. Here's one: free alcohol! Aaron Burger: Mr. Stein, why did you become a math teacher instead of a casino owner and drug lord?