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⚐ Report//8thpd studyhall Wylie: Is it just me, or are all the girls here looking better today? Contreras: ...the hell, I think you're right!
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⚐ ReportBlitz: What's the first thing you do when you get home? Sylvia: I put on my PJs. Blitz: And then you sleep. Sylvia: No, then I eat. //after everyone else she asked said they went home and slept
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⚐ Report//Pham lectures the freshmen on the importance of primary sources Pham: You need to be having more primary sources! You know every time someone get some information from somewhere and publish it, there always error! ...It like if somebody have duck, and when you tell bunch of people eventually story changes, and you not have duck anymore! You have monster! Monster with one eye! Student 1: Or you have a chicken! Pham: You lucky if you have chicken! Chicken and duck look alike. Student 2: What? No they don't! Pham: They both birds! Student 2: A dock isn't a bird! Pham: I not say dock I say duck!
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⚐ Report//Pham talking about how people were wimps for not sticking a rod of silver into a flame Pham: Yeah, but if I say go stick piece of silver into outlet, you better be smart enough say "No thank you, Mr. Pham!" or we have one less student grade test paper for.
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⚐ Report//practicing SRP presentation Contreras: My project will entail... //[Brian C.] offers crackers Contreras: ...yes, oh-my-god. Chocolate bunny crackers.
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⚐ ReportAlex: Binx died. Mythili: What, no way! When? What's going to happen? Alex: They're making a new one and calling it OMARAHSAN!
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⚐ ReportCrystal: And so, they asked me if I wanted to try it, but I said no and went back inside. Alex: Hey, that sounds like my story...only I didn't say no... Jessell: Alex! Anyone else have a story? Samath: I have one. I took my dad's car out for a joyride and started racing someone on the freeway. -CLASS LAUGHING- Jessell: Does this story have a moral? Samath: Yes! So, I crashed it because he tried to cut me off when I was merging...at 90. I crashed into the median and called my dad. He took it it to the shop and a week later it was fixed. So I took it out again- Jessell: -But this time! Samath: -But this time I crashed it again- Jessell: Alex, you know what, let's hear your story...
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⚐ Report(Functions is having a class, a student comes in while fxn students watch) Student: Hi, Mr. Rose, um...I spent a lot of time and got all of the hw done, but.. Rose: You left it at home? Student: Yeah. Can I please turn it in tomorrow? Rose: Yeah, but... man, I'm starving! *points to backpack* What've you got in there, a granola bar or something? Student: umm.... *takes out crackers* Rose: No. Student: *takes out banana* Rose: Hm, well you can open the banana? I mean, I don't want to take all of it... Student: um... *splits banana with Mr.Rose, then leaves* Functions Class: o_O
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⚐ Report(Pham talking about effusion and Graham's law) Pham: For effusion, you use the cracker law! ...you know, the crackers, the Graham crackers? So, whenever you make s'mores with Graham crackers, you remember effusion!