#1894

77

May 7, 2010, 6:06 p.m.

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Blitz: "If something dies in lava or magma, is to going to survive?"

#1893

33

May 7, 2010, 6:05 p.m.

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Blitz: "You're gonna get schist. Not shit."

#1892

2931

May 6, 2010, 8:46 p.m.

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(Pham, talking about effusion.) Pham: You know on your birthday, and there all these balloons? Class: Yeah... Pham: Well, the next day, all the balloons are on the floor. Your birthday over. Your life hell. That's effusion.

#1889

77

May 6, 2010, 4:29 p.m.

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Hammond: So, who next year will be our local sysop mail expert? (Glares at Gibi) Gibi: Uh, okay, I'll be the mail expert next year. Alex C-G: Oh, and I can be the female expert! Hammond: Don't worry, Alex, no chance of that. Everyone: *headdesk*

#1888

68

May 6, 2010, 1:11 p.m.

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//Burger is madly air-conducting Austin H: Are you trying to fly?

#1885

77

May 5, 2010, 11:15 p.m.

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*pham is talking about a kid from TJ at the science bowl and how he took 5 piece of cake when his teamates were there* Students: Was he fat? Pham: Yes yes, he was chubby, fat like that kid ova there. *pointing to william cai*

#1884

11

May 5, 2010, 8:15 p.m.

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Staub: We don't have that kind of time to clean up. We have happy hour to get to. Teachers have busy lives

#1883

22

May 5, 2010, 8:14 p.m.

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Vlasits: Do I go to happy hour? Yes. I do. And I believe its legal too. For me. Not you."

#1882

24

May 5, 2010, 1:42 p.m.

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Ozzie: The British are called Limeys because they ate limes to ward off scurvy. The French are called Frogs for the same reason. Because they ate limes... No, it's really because they ate frogs. //Later, Joseph is bugging Ozzie about work. Ozzie: Patience [with a French accent]. Joseph: Is that "patience" in Frog?

#1881

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May 5, 2010, 1:37 p.m.

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Ozzie: You know how there's a corporation running against Chris Van Hollen? Well, that's stupid. 'Cause nobody beats Chris Van Hollen. Joseph: No one. Except Mrs. Van Hollen.