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May 10, 2010, 7:27 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: Any more homework question on chapter 7 before you take the test on it? Student: Mr. Pham, could you explain question #39 in the chapter 7 homework? Mr. Pham: THAT QUESTION? That topic on the test! How you know that much detail?! You must be cheating! I give other blocks same test, but I give this block different, harder test then. Your test on Wednesday.

#1904

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May 10, 2010, 7:23 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: Homework should only be taking 20 minutes! *4 months later* Mr. Pham: Homework should only be taking 3 hours!

#1903

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May 10, 2010, 4:19 p.m.

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Ostrander: I have Fung Cao's ID here. //Contreras, Rose look blankly at him Ostrander: [rechecks] *Fang* Cao! There we go.

#1901

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May 9, 2010, 6:47 p.m.

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Freeman: You know what? If you have an economic problem... RELEASE THE KRAKEN

#1900

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May 9, 2010, 6:47 p.m.

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Trevor: Nobody is doing anything in Alaska, except maybe marijuana.

#1899

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May 9, 2010, 6:46 p.m.

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Student: Wait, Mr. Hinkle, you make $120,000 a year? Hinkle: Shhh... Student 2: Hey Mr. Hinkle, can I borrow some money? Hinkle: No.

#1898

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May 9, 2010, 12:49 p.m.

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Eli: Quick, name all the members of the Beastie Boys. Jack: I can't name them; They all have weird Australian names. Eli: Australians have American-sounding names. Jack: But not like John Smith. Eli: What, like Wallaby McGee?

#1897

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May 7, 2010, 9:33 p.m.

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//the class before the AP Whitacre: All right, if you look at my agenda: "Relax. What's the worst that could happen? An 'E' in the class, a '1' on the AP exam?" The Buddha once said "all life is sorrowful." Get used to it! //Proceeds to put on House

#1896

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May 7, 2010, 6:08 p.m.

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Stein: "That is an infinitely thin slice of vomit." //part of an example figuring out how much work was needed to suck have a tank of vomit out the top

#1895

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May 7, 2010, 6:06 p.m.

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Blitz: "That's the definite worst. Creep. It even sounds creepy." //talking about landslides