#1916

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May 13, 2010, 8:25 p.m.

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Mr. Moose: The other reading is by this guy Shcherbatov. Russians have got these really cool names.

#1915

1717

May 13, 2010, 8:23 p.m.

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Mr. Stein: Yesterday, a kid of mine was late and I asked him why he was late and he said "because the bell rang two minutes ago."

#1914

713

May 13, 2010, 2:25 p.m.

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(Eli points to book on shelf: "Physics in the 20th Century") Eli: This book is 100 years late. Craig: No, it's 10 years late. Eli: No, it's 10 years and some months late. Craig: Fine, it's 11 years late. Eli: Prove it. Craig: Touche!

#1913

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May 13, 2010, 2:20 p.m.

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(Eli picks up a peice of paper and reads it) Eli: 16 pi Jack: Oo la la

#1912

1616

May 13, 2010, 10:27 a.m.

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//Ms. Duval is having extreme difficulties playing a software design game Ms. Duval: AWW FRICK ON A STICK!

#1911

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May 12, 2010, 11:42 a.m.

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//Playing Jeopardy about Vietnam war Manuel: What government tried to establish Communist control in South Vietnam? Group: Um... Manuel: Time's up. Viju's group, do you have an answer? Viju: THE WAR FOR 800!

#1910

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May 11, 2010, 6:59 p.m.

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Pham: The moment you chill, you die.

#1908

77

May 10, 2010, 8:23 p.m.

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When asking Rose about the math hw on gmail, me: Hey Mr. Rose   I have a question 52*48*7*3*4/3!2! is that the # of full houses in 52 cards... William: is this a HW problem?  me: yeah  William: or do you have a gambling addiction?

#1907

1616

May 10, 2010, 7:59 p.m.

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//Freshman are collecting and testing water samples at Lake Needwood Student 1: You fill it up. Student 2: Eww, no. You. Student 1: I'll get gloves. Student 2: Okay. Pham: Is that my student using glove? Why my student use glove? Student 2: The water's so dirty... Pham: When in my class do you use glove?! You guy all wimps. //later... Student 1: (gets gloves) Pham: What I tell you?! You not need glove! You ever get hurt in class not using glove? Student 1: Yeah, when we were using acetic acid I had a papercut and it hurt. Pham: ...WIMPS! *walks away*

#1906

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May 10, 2010, 7:32 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: When you send letter, what is the first part you do? Student 1: Write the "dear" to the recipient? Mr. Pham: No! Student 2: Write the date? Mr. Pham: No! Student 3: Write the address on the envelope? Mr. Pham: No! Student 4: Attach the stamp? Mr. Pham: No! Student 5: Write the return address? Mr. Pham: No! You write the country so they when the letter is sent from space, they know where it go. When you go from space, what is the first part you see? It's the country, not the address!