#2219

33

Sept. 28, 2010, 7:08 p.m.

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//about city-states Whitacre: Each and every one of these is considered the center of the universe.

#2218

88

Sept. 28, 2010, 7:06 p.m.

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Whitacre: Don't anticipate failure, just enjoy it when it happens.

#2217

02

Sept. 28, 2010, 6:57 p.m.

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Mr. Whitacre: My grandpa always said "recreate, don't procreate." Don't have kids.

#2216

210

Sept. 28, 2010, 4:10 p.m.

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//Shirley writes 'lolololololololol' on one of the students' papers Student: Why did Shirley just do that? Other Student: HE DID IT FOR THE LULZ

#2215

1315

Sept. 28, 2010, 3:53 p.m.

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//a bunch of kids are talking about how much they love Blairbash Schafer: Blairbash is BAD, stay AWAY from it.

#2214

1010

Sept. 28, 2010, 3:48 p.m.

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Schafer: We are going on a field trip. Students: To where? Schafer: The carpet.

#2213

1111

Sept. 28, 2010, 3:47 p.m.

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Student: Does Shirley have a college degree? Schafer: No, why? Student: Because he's sitting in your chair.

#2212

2325

Sept. 28, 2010, 3:46 p.m.

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Student: Does the man in black have six fingers on his right hand or left hand? Schafer: Well, when he is on his horse in the forest, you see the right side of him and there is his hand with six fingers. Schafer: ...not that I know the entire movie scene by scene.

#2211

66

Sept. 28, 2010, 12:52 p.m.

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//assignment about how you'd raise kids Whitacre: And if you put that none of what you wrote matters cuz you're not having kids, then you'll move up a little in my book. Anyone who hates kids is okay.

#2210

1010

Sept. 27, 2010, 6:24 p.m.

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//Whenever a student is absent Swaney: [Student] is out back smoking with Shilpa.