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Sept. 27, 2010, 6:06 p.m.

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//In Block D for R&E Templin: Safety tests are important! Anything in this entire room is dangerous, even this mallet. For instance, I could smack Ting Chen in the face because he keeps yakking. Student: Don't give that to Mr. Schafer!

#2208

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Sept. 27, 2010, 6:03 p.m.

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//During math class Student: Wow, 170 cm tall girl, that's pretty tall... Teacher: I know a bunch of 170cm tall girls, if you know what I mean *Eyebrows raise upward twice* //entire class except for four girls laughs Teacher: I always wonder why the girls don't think I'm funny.

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#2207

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Sept. 27, 2010, 4:40 p.m.

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//Shirley is carrying two blowtorches through the hall Kaluta: No. Shirley: It's for Pham! Kaluta: No!

#2206

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Sept. 27, 2010, 4:13 p.m.

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//for some reason Mr. Pham felt compelled to review the mole concept during the fourth week of Anal Chem Pham: A mole is like dozen! Just like it mean count bunch of thing and figure it out, I have dozen orange it mean I have 12, one mole same thing but I have 6.022 times ten-23 orange! Is very big number! Why we use, because we need to can visually see something, not even counting, we don't care counting how many atom or molecule it is. If we use a dozen of sodium, can you weighing it? If there ten dozen carbon, it a lot! Can you weighing it? 100 dozen carbon, can you doing it? You cannot, it too small!

#2205

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Sept. 27, 2010, 3:02 p.m.

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//during Block D all the girls in the class start calling a carved mouse a bunny Templin: You can call it a bunny if you're stupi- I mean smart.

#2204

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Sept. 26, 2010, 10:48 p.m.

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//Adam Biru has come to class late, some students thought he might be doing something SGA-related. Mr. Swaney: Adam, were you doing something school-related? Adam: Uhh, no. Mr. Swaney: Honest guy, I like that. Adam (realizing his mistake): Well, getting to school, if that counts.

#2203

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Sept. 26, 2010, 10:44 p.m.

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Mr. Swaney: They [China] do have eight sanctioned "opposition" parties. "Opposition" meaning they pledge allegiance to the Communist Party.

#2202

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Sept. 26, 2010, 10:43 p.m.

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Mr. Swaney: So, basically, we can think of a nation as a bunch of people trying to rebel and become their own state. What are some other examples of nations? There's another obvious one that we're missing. Emma Kaufman: Texas?

#2201

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Sept. 26, 2010, 10:39 p.m.

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Swaney: What'll be next is the EU-ization of the world; the United States forming up with Mexico and Canada. I mean, it doesn't matter, most of the Mexicans are here anyway.

#2200

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Sept. 25, 2010, 5:27 p.m.

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//Beginning of AP Physics DP, taught by Mr. Boettcher Schafer: Okay, guys, I'm teaching today! Class, in unison: Yay! Schafer: No, you're supposed to say, "Aww, but we want Mr. Boettcher." (Signals for class to repeat after him.) Class, in unison: Yay!