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Sept. 29, 2010, 4:20 p.m.

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//starting a rant Rose: Do you see those monkeys over there hanging above my desk? Those are to remind us that we evolved from them, and are in some ways just as stupid as them.  We did NOT evolve to do math.  We evolved so that we can get food and chase girls around.

#2228

1010

Sept. 29, 2010, 4:09 p.m.

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Rose: That is the silver lining on the cake. Student: Umm... silver on cake? Rose: YES, I meant to say that.

#2227

1818

Sept. 29, 2010, 2:45 p.m.

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Mr. Swaney: I'm living in a war zone... this has just been a terrible week. And yesterday we were handing out textbooks in NSL, and we had finished, but a girl was like, [squeaky voice] "I need a new textbook." And I just said, "We don't have any more." And she was still like, "No, I really need a new textbook." You know what was there? A condom. //the class reacts Swaney: A USED condom. So we Cloroxed that thing to within an inch of its life... but I was just shocked. So shocked that I forgot to check the back of the book for a name.

#2226

66

Sept. 29, 2010, 2:38 p.m.

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Mr. Swaney: You know Pat Collins? So, Pat Collins calls me during sixth period and begins to interview me... But then he says "I have to go. There's been a shooting on U street," and hangs up.

#2225

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Sept. 29, 2010, 2:34 p.m.

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Mr. Swaney: Did I not tell this class already? My car was torched, at four in the morning. Yeah, I wake up, my dog is barking like mad, I open the door, there are firetrucks outside, and my neighbour's like, "Dude, I think your Jeep exploded." Emma Kaufman: Your dog was barking? It must have been a terminator. They KNOW.

#2224

15

Sept. 29, 2010, 2:33 p.m.

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James: The point is Jaaaavvvaaaaa. Freddy: That's why it looks all wrong.

#2223

1919

Sept. 29, 2010, 9 a.m.

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Student: Remember kids, stay protected. Viju: Why? Is there something about you that's dangerous?

#2222

1115

Sept. 28, 2010, 10:48 p.m.

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Stein: Why are you all staring at me? You're making me nervous. Rajan: Then why did you become a teacher? Stein: I don't know! I should have picked a another career. Scott: DANCE INSTRUCTOR!!!

#2221

1515

Sept. 28, 2010, 8:43 p.m.

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Student: [begins to answer another student's question] Schafer: Hey, I get paid a lot of money to do that! Schafer: Well, not a LOT of money...

#2220

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Sept. 28, 2010, 7:52 p.m.

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Religion talk in Block D Student: Do you know what agnostic means? Mr. Kaluta: I'm not sure.