#2241

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Oct. 1, 2010, 4:31 p.m.

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Kaluta: I need to find this picture... so anyways, when I was a kid, I would peel paint off the wall and eat it.  It was lead paint, which is bad bad bad!  And that's why I'm not as smart as Mr. Templin. Templin: That's right.  You're not as smart as Mr. Templin.

#2240

99

Oct. 1, 2010, 2:06 p.m.

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Stein: Logarithmic differentiation is like a microwave.

#2239

79

Oct. 1, 2010, 8:59 a.m.

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Theresa: You know, I think Andy Gilbert is actually pretty rapable. ... Theresa: Don't put that on BlairBash!

#2237

77

Sept. 30, 2010, 7:50 p.m.

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//A student is submitting late wuhk Pham: This is late, but I will not take off point. //student starts to explain extenuating circumstances Pham: No, stop! I do not care about late! Do I look like Mister Davorsky?

#2236

2626

Sept. 30, 2010, 2:35 p.m.

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//Handing out leaflets for the USA Science and Engineering Festival Pham: For those of you who do not have a girlfriend, for those of you who do not have a boyfriend, this is what you're going to do on the 23rd!

#2235

1212

Sept. 30, 2010, 2:33 p.m.

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Anderson: Facebook! And other electronic means of shoving your heads up your butts!

#2234

88

Sept. 30, 2010, 8 a.m.

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//Duval walks into 3D Graphics Everybody: Hi, Ms. Duval. Stephen: Hello, Stephen/Stephanie. Everybody: What? Stephen: Oh, that's the unborn baby's name. //Duval shakes head.

#2233

2931

Sept. 29, 2010, 10:16 p.m.

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// Students all speaking with Pham accents Student: Mr. Kaluta, help me, there's Pham everywhere! Mr. Kaluta (Pham accent): That too bad.

#2232

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Sept. 29, 2010, 7:47 p.m.

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(Freshman functions, Rose is trying to learn names) Rose: Let me get my Indians sorted out first.

#2230

1212

Sept. 29, 2010, 4:34 p.m.

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//a student is leaving the room Pham: Why you taking backpack?  The only reason you leave with the backpack is you go home or you go to Staw-buck.