#299

-13

May 21, 2009, 11:10 p.m.

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Demma: If the duodenum had a facebook, these would be its friends...

#298

1115

May 21, 2009, 11:06 p.m.

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I assume in April we'll run out of markers, then we'll have to cut people's fingers off and write in blood... freshmen first. ~Mr. Miller

#296

99

May 21, 2009, 10:22 p.m.

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"Would you screw the pickles, please?" - Bunday

#295

02

May 21, 2009, 10:21 p.m.

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The thing with high-tech is that you always end up using scissors.

#294

55

May 21, 2009, 10:21 p.m.

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"The natives are restless and keep on banging on the door." - Bunday

#293

06

May 21, 2009, 10:21 p.m.

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"We can't do real gases cause we, like, don't know the secret variable of happiness."

#292

59

May 21, 2009, 10:20 p.m.

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Huzzah! Duct tape fixes everything! Including backpacks and identity crises!

#290

19

May 21, 2009, 10:19 p.m.

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"DEAR GOD! YOU SICK PERVERTED UNHOLY BASTARD!!!", followed by: "You're programming in Visual C++?!?!"

#289

22

May 21, 2009, 10:19 p.m.

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How do you get the dielectric into the capacitor? Well, I'm not sure. I guess sometimes it will suck it in by itself, but other times you have to thrust it in.

#288

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May 21, 2009, 10:19 p.m.

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So the charge builds up until the balls discharge.