#287

66

May 21, 2009, 9:46 p.m.

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Mr Grossman: "Might as well legalize prostitution" Amir: "WHOA!"

#285

-24

May 21, 2009, 9:43 p.m.

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Grossman: Inter is like...intercourse!

#284

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May 21, 2009, 9:42 p.m.

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Mr. Demma: Electron microscopes... they just suck. I mean it's like throwing rocks at an indigenous tribe and then trying to observe them.

#283

88

May 21, 2009, 9:38 p.m.

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Demma: Yeah, I totally introduce myself like "Hi, my name is Charlie and my brain is really wrinkled." You know why I use that line? 'Cause it weeds out anyone who is even a little bit normal.

#282

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May 21, 2009, 9:09 p.m.

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Mogge: Remember, you should wait until you are married before you have sex. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to do it, just say "Mr. Mogge said it's okay to say no." I can guarantee you it will change the topic of the conversation.

#281

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May 21, 2009, 9:08 p.m.

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Conley: * something about giving someone a box of chocolates * Quinn: Hey, but I'm allergic to chocolate... Gibi: Well, I'm allergic to boxes.

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May 21, 2009, 9:04 p.m.

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[Stein's cell phone rings in class] Stein: *looks at phone* Oh, it's my wife. *hangs up*

#255

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May 21, 2009, 8:56 p.m.

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Caffeine... Is... Great... [pause] But not for children... Only teachers... ~Mr. Rose

#256

1515

May 21, 2009, 8:56 p.m.

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We need to like, take the exponents downstairs... So we can beat them up or something... ~Mr. Rose

#259

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May 21, 2009, 8:56 p.m.

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So anyways, line AB should be *a student sneezes* What? Did you just SNEEZE in your SHIRT?!... Im calling your mother today and telling her that her son sneezed in his shirt. ~Mr. Rose