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May 22, 2009, 10:21 a.m.

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// Mr. Swaney showing off his new website to the other social studies teachers Mr. Swaney: Look at my new website! Ms. Manuel: You mean the website Will Shepherdson made for you... Will: Actually, my brother made it for Mr. Swaney.

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May 22, 2009, 12:45 a.m.

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[Playing poker] David: I bet... Kazakhstan! Cy: So like, three?

#307

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May 22, 2009, 12:41 a.m.

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[Last minute questions right before a big US History test] Someone: "Are Stalin and Churchill the same person?" [soon afterward] Someone else: "God dammit our class is so freaking remedial!"

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May 22, 2009, 12:35 a.m.

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Khoa: While i'm here, got any other chem stuff 2 review? i need practice... Andrew: How about...you do the odd problems in the book? Those have answers.. Khoa: No... I should... :-/ </3 Andrew: you can find out which parts of the chapters we read, and then do the problems Khoa: DUDE, I JUST DOWNLOADED ALL 493 POKEMON CRIES AND THE ACCOMPANYING KEN SUGIMORI ARTWORK FOR ALL THE POKEMON EXCEPT ARCEUS !!!!! :O :O :O :O :O :O Andrew: o____O Khoa: ...yeah bak 2 chem ^_^

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May 22, 2009, 12:30 a.m.

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Mr. Schafer: "For those of you who did something ret- -interesting on the quiz..."

#304

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May 22, 2009, 12:29 a.m.

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[Mr. Schafer wants to read Amir's story to the class] Amir: [stalling] "But, uh, the handwriting's kinda bad..." Mr. Schafer: "Trust me. I'm a professional. Gimme the paper."

#303

77

May 22, 2009, 12:26 a.m.

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[during a conversation about last names] Lucia: "Ms. Edwards, what's *your* last name?"

#302

55

May 22, 2009, 12:24 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: "But what does it MEAN?!?"

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May 21, 2009, 11:20 p.m.

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Demma: You should come over some time and we can have squirrelwiches!

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May 21, 2009, 11:19 p.m.

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The first on the list of my 10 top life lessons: Don't practice your boomerang technique at the intersection of two major highways. ~Demma