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May 24, 2009, 8:36 p.m.

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"Interstate Commerce Act, the sexiest law ever!" -- Ms. Manuel

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May 24, 2009, 8:36 p.m.

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[for senior citizen day] Mario: "Mr. Donaldson, you should dress as a senior citizen!" Mr. Donaldson: "Honestly, that is the stupidest thing I've ever heard."

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May 24, 2009, 8:35 p.m.

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[talking about Jurgis in The Jungle, and why he can easily get a job] Ms. Conley: "Because he's..." Alex C.: "He's young." Ms. Conley: "Right, he's young." Alex C.: "He's strong." Ms. Conley: "Yep, he's strong." Alex C.: "And he's hot." Ms. Conley: "And...thanks Alex." Ms. Levesque: "Actually, in the video clip, he is hot."

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May 24, 2009, 8:28 p.m.

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"I had a lot of fun proving this in period 1...then in period 3...I don't know, there's something wrong with period 3. They were like, bored." -- Mr. Rose

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May 24, 2009, 8:27 p.m.

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"Come on, come on, man! Don't listen to these people, they're just kids, what do they know?" -- Mr. Rose

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May 24, 2009, 4:46 p.m.

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"I think it's cute how you sophomores are like, growing up and getting haircuts and stuff" - Mr. Rose

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May 24, 2009, 8:45 a.m.

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Gibi: My mother said I was weak from lazying about all the time so I picked her up and carried her outside and left her there.

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May 22, 2009, 5:12 p.m.

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James: You should use Ubuntu server edition! Scott: No! We're going to use Debian. 9th grader: Why don't you use linux?

#311

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May 22, 2009, 1:53 p.m.

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Rose: So I have this shape, and I project it this way... Hmm, kind of like a fish... I'm hungry. And then we take a plane and get all these little slices of fish... fish bread... mmm... anyway, so we were taking the volume of the fish.

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May 22, 2009, 11:01 a.m.

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// Mr. Ostrander was visiting Blair as a sub for Ms. Dvorsky Shirley: He's salary lane O! Salary lane O! Stein: Shirley, you've got to start caring about other things... Schafer: ...like girls. Stein: Yeah, like girls. How are the girls coming? Shirley: But he's salary lane O! // Stein and Schafer shake their heads