#396

77

June 2, 2009, 11:23 a.m.

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//reading a student's Java program Ms. Collins: L-O-L C-A-T-Z. What's L-O-L catz?

#395

88

June 2, 2009, 8:36 a.m.

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// At robotics election results Fish: "And the winner of the vice presidential election, between (sic) Aaron Tucker, Aaron Burger, Ori Perl, and Matt Bernstein is... Tucker!" Ori and Burger high five each other, point at Tucker Ori and Burger, in unison: "Sucks for you!"

#393

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June 1, 2009, 10 p.m.

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Manuel: So if Berlin was blockaded off, how do you think Truman sent supplies to Berlin? Someone: Plane! Someone else: Trucks! Valerie: JUST BRING IT TO THEM BY SHIP. GOD.

#392

26

June 1, 2009, 9:58 p.m.

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Mr. Goldman: Retarded people and dogs both REALLY like me.

#391

55

June 1, 2009, 9:46 p.m.

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Dr. Witte: "How many liters is in that hemisphere?" Ethan: "Uh... 240 or so?" Dr. Witte: "Ethan, you don't know what a liter is, do you?" *Silence*

#389

99

June 1, 2009, 7:50 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: "You with me so far?"

#388

19

June 1, 2009, 2:48 p.m.

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Wylie: Ms. Piper is so hardcore! She just said, "I never use vim, I just use emacs!"

#387

33

June 1, 2009, 11:13 a.m.

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Jacob: Want some ice cream? It's melting. Schafer: Thermodynamically speaking. It's not in a friggin' freezer!

#385

79

May 31, 2009, 11:53 p.m.

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"I keep on taking your pictures and now my camera's broken"

#384

57

May 31, 2009, 11:51 p.m.

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"They're not like multiplying, they are multiplying" ~ Mr. Hammond "Yeah, well, you're like about to fall off the segway." ~Mr. Schafer