#411

66

June 4, 2009, 2:32 p.m.

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Whitacre: Is there a number we can call to nominate people for human trafficking?

#410

11

June 4, 2009, 2:30 p.m.

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Whitacre: So if you're in a brothel and they don't speak a word of English, it's a dead giveaway.

#409

11

June 4, 2009, 2:30 p.m.

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//after the projector refuses to turn off Mr. Schafer: Shirley, goddamnit! * turns away * Ass.

#406

810

June 2, 2009, 9:29 p.m.

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Schafer: What's the password? Stein: Your mom.

#404

1416

June 2, 2009, 9:28 p.m.

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Mr. Schafer: Samuel Maverick died in the Boston Massacre. Ozzie: He's the original Maverick. Mr. Schafer: He and John McCain. Ozzie: John McCain was there. Mr. Schafer: That may very well be.

#403

46

June 2, 2009, 9:26 p.m.

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Pham: Is today September 31? Class: No...it's October 1. Pham: That's what it say on my watch - September 31! I can no believe it; this an Omega watch!

#402

99

June 2, 2009, 9:26 p.m.

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Schafer: Anybody seen Mr. Boettcher? Big bald guy with a funny beard? [Boettcher steps out of the back room.] Boettcher: I'm right here, Schafer.

#399

810

June 2, 2009, 9:10 p.m.

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Nader: Can you think of a thought-provoking question concerning bulk or linear expansion? Schafer: *snickers*

#398

1113

June 2, 2009, 12:22 p.m.

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PA: Today will be the last advisory of the year... Ben: You know what the best advice I got in advisory all year was? "That's a good hand, you should go nil."

#397

7078

June 2, 2009, 12:05 p.m.

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Shirley: Is that our class? Schafer: Yes Schafer: Ask me another quesion and I'll respond in another language Shirley: Hmm... Okay... What's your name? No, wait- Schafer: Je m'appelle Mister Schafer. Shirley: Okay... What year is it? Schafer: Que es de dos mil nueve. Shirley: Hmm... How many picometers in a kilometer? Schafer: Okay, Italian. [Italian-sounding gibberish] Shirley: What's that in English? Schafer: Go f*** yourself