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May 31, 2009, 11:50 p.m.

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//all of the precalc class is wearing tie-dye for chemistry Schafer: This is like my worst nightmare. Any moment, you guys will pull out guitars and start singing kumbayah.

#382

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May 31, 2009, 11:48 p.m.

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//when asked what the can things in his classroom were Schafer: There are 2 ways to describe those things. Option 1 is the best attempt at making Stirling engines the thermo class could do. Option 2 is epic failures, since about zero of them work.

#381

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May 31, 2009, 11:46 p.m.

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//talking to Julian about complex numbers Schafer: "They're imaginary, much like the hope of you getting an A in this class"

#380

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May 31, 2009, 5:48 p.m.

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Rose: *draws the graph of the function |sinx| on the board* Amir: *laughs* Rose: Whats so funny? Amir: It looks like boobs Rose: Oh my god.

#379

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May 31, 2009, 3:21 p.m.

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Grossman: I actually have a business in which I grow vegetables organically and sell them at reasonable prices. Amir: Are you sure you sell vegetables? Or some other popular green substance that I'm not going to name.

#378

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May 31, 2009, 3:12 p.m.

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Rose: You see its like a donut cut in half but not the way you expect. Like cut sideways. Amir: Do you mean a bagel?

#377

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May 31, 2009, 2 p.m.

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Rose: The parabola, my favorite conic! No, wait... I can't choose between my children.

#376

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May 31, 2009, 12:58 p.m.

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Mr. Heidler: We call them Mr. Fisters!

#374

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May 31, 2009, 11:25 a.m.

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Mr. Rose: Just some basic integration, happening all across America. Lev: Except in Texas.

#373

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May 31, 2009, 11:19 a.m.

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David C: Does anyone actually use Observers? 'Cause I never see them... [For the uninitiated, Observers are permanently cloaked (invisible) units in Starcraft]

Starcraft is also Korea's unofficial national sport.

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