#427

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June 5, 2009, 7:09 p.m.

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//Shiv had asked a question about the precalc exam Schafer: *turns to Jared* "Can you translate please? I don't speak 9th grader anymore."

#426

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June 5, 2009, 5:45 p.m.

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//after someone found a bug in his folder Wenjing: *opens folder* *jumps up and screams* Mrs. Cannon: Wenjing, it's a piece of lint.

#425

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June 5, 2009, 5:44 p.m.

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Mr. Schafer: *animal noises* Wylie: Are you imitating a pterodactyl or a kitten? Mr. Schafer: Actually a pterodactyl eating a kitten.

#420

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June 5, 2009, 11 a.m.

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Zimmermann: You name your robotics computers? Jacob: Yeah, after the Tales of the Gashlycrumb Tinies by Edward Gorey. Zimmermann: So you can say, "Scott Lawrence found a security hole in Susan, so I did penetration testing."

#419

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June 4, 2009, 7:02 p.m.

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Mr. Schafer: So say your friend walks up to you at lunch. He says, "Hey, what was on the math test?" This is where you say "No thanks, I'm full," then walk away.

#418

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June 4, 2009, 6:56 p.m.

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Khoa: I'm not short, I'm travel sized!

#417

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June 4, 2009, 6:30 p.m.

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Pham: It's not a numerical number.

#414

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June 4, 2009, 2:33 p.m.

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Andie: How do you get rid of the French flag? Whitacre: We've been trying!

#413

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June 4, 2009, 2:33 p.m.

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//after David gives a presentation in which he mentions, several times, that Nils didn't cover something Whitacre: I think that's the first time I've seen a PowerPoint based on what another student didn't do.

#412

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June 4, 2009, 2:32 p.m.

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Whitacre: Where do you get these things? Are you drinking salt water? You're delirious!