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#550

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Sept. 23, 2009, 1:36 a.m.

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Piper: He's 37. How old are you? He could be your father! I could be teaching my children's children. That's a scary thought. Magnet students having children? That's another scary thought.

#549

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Sept. 22, 2009, 8:39 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: Ms. Piper hate it when people read SparkNote. She old-fashioned.

#548

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Sept. 22, 2009, 7:52 a.m.

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//Ms. Piper fills in for Mr. Pham during linalg one morning Ms. Piper: Mr. Ostrander wasn't sure if there was a lesson plan, so he said to teach lines algebraically. In case you didn't know his sense of humor.

#546

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Sept. 18, 2009, 1:52 p.m.

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//On political ideologies: Swaney: If you're conservative you have no heart, and if you're liberal you have no brain.

#545

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Sept. 18, 2009, 8:19 a.m.

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//to a student in the computer lab Pham: Do you have free time? Of course you do. You in my class!

#544

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Sept. 17, 2009, 9:08 p.m.

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//Mr. Pham is scrolling through a long PDF on the Promethean board during comp meth Pham: You need to read the whole thing! Student: Will we get a printed copy? Pham: No. Follow link on Edline. Student: Why not? Pham: I have thirty-eight kids in Computational Methods, thirty-two pages. I'm not going to copy that much! [grins] Print it at home! Student: Or at the library! Pham: Or at library! Student: Or in 318! Pham: Nooo! No, not in 318. Print at home, save MCPS some money.

#543

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Sept. 17, 2009, 9:01 p.m.

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Pham: Two things: Sit down, and do not talk while your mouth is full.

#542

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Sept. 17, 2009, 4:01 p.m.

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Mr. Stein: Calculus is like getting preganant. No--calculus is like having a baby. Everything goes well until something goes wrong. Then you need a doctor.

#541

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Sept. 17, 2009, 10:38 a.m.

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//Nilay is experimenting with high zoom levels on a mac. Nilay: Real programmers don't need to see two words at a time.

#540

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Sept. 17, 2009, 1:07 a.m.

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Schafer: My blood pressure has reached Walstein levels. He told me so. In fact, I surpassed him. Yesterday.