#560

88

Sept. 25, 2009, 10:17 a.m.

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Shirley: What are those things? Hammond: They're big, they make strange noises, they do something with electricity, and I'm afraid they're giving me cancer.

#559

68

Sept. 25, 2009, 9:27 a.m.

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Hammond: That's clever for about five seconds.

#558

66

Sept. 24, 2009, 4:10 p.m.

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//talking about Monastic Friday Ms. Duval: If you call me mother and I call you brother, that's just weird. Jacob: It's like Oedipus Rex! Ms. Duval: I don't wanna live in that family.

#557

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Sept. 23, 2009, 2:22 p.m.

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//passing Jacob in the hallway, realizing for the first time that he is not Ozzie Mr. Freeman: Yes, I know that's not you.

#556

13

Sept. 23, 2009, 12:18 p.m.

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Ms. Duval's status message: Puppy whining - BRB

#555

55

Sept. 23, 2009, 11:59 a.m.

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//on wacky tacky day Mr. Hammond: Any wacky-tackiness you see is just the inherent wacky-tacky in me.

#554

22

Sept. 23, 2009, 1:37 a.m.

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Pham: They do not like food, bookbags, and overheads -- what you call *puts his hands over his head* -- headphones!

#553

55

Sept. 23, 2009, 1:37 a.m.

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Schafer: I looked like a thug. It was awesome.

#552

22

Sept. 23, 2009, 1:36 a.m.

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Schafer: You say, "Pain fades, wounds heal, and chicks dig scars." So on your discharge paper, it says, "Patient does not want stitches, comma space, chicks dig scars."

#551

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Sept. 23, 2009, 1:36 a.m.

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Schafer: I'm okay with a Magnet student marrying a non-Magnet student and having children, but a Magnet student marrying another Magnet student and having Magnet offspring... *shudders*