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#539

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Sept. 16, 2009, 8:42 a.m.

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//submitting an assignment Shirley: Okay Mr. Pham, I'm done. Pham: Put it under the soup. Shirley: What? Pham: Put it under the soup! I remember to grade when I eat lunch!

#538

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Sept. 16, 2009, 7:42 a.m.

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//Kamal interrupts comp methods class Kamal: Can I have Mathematica? //Mikey hands him a CD Pham: Is that legal? Mikey: Of course! Otherwise, he could've gotten it himself. Pham: Can I have one?

#537

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Sept. 15, 2009, 8:31 p.m.

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//talking about the electromagnetic spectrum Mr. Schafer: I mean, you could get hurt with infrared. If you get bombarded with infrared, you get hot. If you get bombarded with ultraviolet, you get cancer. If you get bombarded with gamma or x-ray, you get dead.

#536

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Sept. 14, 2009, 8:44 a.m.

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//in linear algebra class Mr. Pham: Solve this. *goes to a computer and checks his Gmail* //BIG MCPS RED STOP SIGN APPEARS Mr. Pham: Why they not let you into Facebook?

#534

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Sept. 10, 2009, 9:46 p.m.

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Swaney: I still associate marimba music with coups d'état.

#533

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Sept. 10, 2009, 9:46 p.m.

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Swaney: Why do people have such strong opinions about health care? I just got into a fight with Schafer, Stein, and Donaldson about this. Actually, Donaldson, Stein, and I just got into a fight with Schafer. And those of you who know them will understand why.

#532

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Sept. 10, 2009, 7:44 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: No need calculus teacher. Tell that to Mr. Walstein. N-Spire replace Mr. Walstein.

#531

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Sept. 9, 2009, 9:12 p.m.

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Student: Excuse me, sir, do you know anything about the buses? Mr. Ostrander: I know that they're yellow, and they start from here and go other places, but other than that, I'm at a loss.

On Mr. O-O-Ostrander's first day at Blair!

ostrander

#530

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Sept. 9, 2009, 5:48 p.m.

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Mr. Anderson: "I do NOT mean a state like Mexico."

#529

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Sept. 5, 2009, 4:17 p.m.

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"Argh! This kid in my school decided I was an ewok and he won't listen when I try to tell him I'm Captain Needa!" -- Naomi