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Sept. 25, 2009, 4:21 p.m.

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Hinkle: I don't like my parents! I'm not movin' back with my parents! I'm outta here!

#569

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Sept. 25, 2009, 4:20 p.m.

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Hinkle: I don't do little kids. Nuh-uh. Not ninth graders, either. They need to all be given shots and put in their own self-contained areas.

#568

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Sept. 25, 2009, 4:19 p.m.

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Hinkle: My parents wrote me off. Emancipation is a pretty cool thing.

#567

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Sept. 25, 2009, 4:18 p.m.

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Hinkle: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry to say that I've been unemployed. I have! Straight up unemployed. [...] Got laid off in Ohio, ended up living out of my pickup truck on the Eastern Shore, hunting and fishing for food. [...] That was an interesting part of my life.

#566

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Sept. 25, 2009, 4:15 p.m.

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Hinkle: You look at the deer and you're like, "hmm, that's a yummy-lookin' deer. I'm gonna get me a venison dinner." Or "hmm, that's a good-lookin' rabbit." Or squirrel. [...] Squirrels? Questionable. But I'd eat deer any day.

#565

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Sept. 25, 2009, 4:13 p.m.

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Hinkle, I don't have any problem killin' a Bambi or anything like that.

#564

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Sept. 25, 2009, 4:13 p.m.

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Hinkle: If you go to the Eastern shore and you trespass on other peoples' property -- as I did on a few of my hunts -- well, the people are not so friendly.

#563

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Sept. 25, 2009, 2:54 p.m.

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//as activity buses are about to leave Shirley: Tell us a story! Mr. O-O-Ostrander: Go get on your bus. They leave in 30 seconds. Shirley: Tell us a short story! Mr. O-O-O: All my stories are long stories. Shirley: Tell us a 20-second story! Mr. O-O-O: [thinks] Once, I caught a fish. It was _this_ big. [indicates with hands]

#562

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Sept. 25, 2009, 2:35 p.m.

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Ravilious: World history is important. Who's going to hire you if you don't know anything about Sumerian liver reading?

#561

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Sept. 25, 2009, 2:34 p.m.

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Ravilious: You'll regret not paying attention when you get a -1 on the AP Exam!