#584

1212

Oct. 2, 2009, 11:04 a.m.

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//walks into the 102°F sysop room Duval: Is this the new weight loss plan? Sweat it out?

#583

77

Oct. 2, 2009, 10:35 a.m.

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//a student walks into Whitacre's room with a stack of college rec forms Jacob: Whoa, how many colleges are you applying to? Twenty? Whitacre: You know only one will accept you. *starts flipping through them* Where's that one for 7-11...

#582

3036

Oct. 1, 2009, 10:09 p.m.

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Pham: You know why there flashing light on bus? So when bus get hijack and take into woods, helicopter find.

#581

44

Oct. 1, 2009, 10:08 p.m.

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Pham: You guys waste of county money. For each magnet cost 400,000 a year. You know how much school bus cost? 300,000 for bus with no floor like in Wallops.

#579

911

Oct. 1, 2009, 8:55 a.m.

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//Jordan, who sits right next to Mr. Pham's desk, is coughing incessantly Mr. Pham: You know me. If I get sick, I kill you.

#578

-24

Sept. 30, 2009, 6:12 p.m.

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//talking about his days as a middle school teacher Stein: AGENDA!!!

#576

11

Sept. 30, 2009, 10:45 a.m.

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Whitacre: Don't build a big house. Then when someone tries to rob you, you shoot them, and the alarms go off and everyone's like "You killed him!"...I live in a forest, so you knock on my door and BANG!

#575

-13

Sept. 30, 2009, 10:44 a.m.

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Whitacre: I wish I could go back in time. Then I could kill Euclid.

#572

11

Sept. 25, 2009, 4:23 p.m.

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Hinkle: Here's some stuff about numbers and different stuff like that.

#571

44

Sept. 25, 2009, 4:22 p.m.

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Hinkle: In Texas, if you shoot someone on your porch, you gotta drag 'em into your house to make it legal. I read a case. Porch doesn't work, house works in Texas. Gotta wait 'till they cross the threshold.