#595

2731

Oct. 7, 2009, 8:06 a.m.

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//Mr. Pham is wearing a BRIGHT YELLOW SpongeBob SquarePants t-shirt Jacob: Nice shirt, Mr. Pham. Mr. Pham: What wrong with it? It better than nerdy shirt you guys wear! Jacob: You don't like my math competition shirt? Mr. Pham: It too nerdy! //later that period, in the lab Mr. Pham: What shirt look better? Student: Mr. Pham's! Mr. Pham (to Jacob): You lose! Mrs. Dvorsky: I like Jacob's better. I would actually wear it.

#594

13

Oct. 7, 2009, 7:56 a.m.

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Pham: Spontaneous system of equation. Jacob: Simultaneous?

#593

46

Oct. 7, 2009, 7:36 a.m.

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Ostrander: It could be a lowercase zero. Jacob: What's a lowercase zero? Ostrander: You know, a negative zero.

#592

44

Oct. 7, 2009, 7:36 a.m.

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Piper: You hear interesting things when you fall asleep on the couch and wake up at 4.

#591

1010

Oct. 6, 2009, 12:41 a.m.

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Pham: I tell you many times, but still people have some missing assignments. I'm looking at you! Student: But I don't have any missing assignments! Pham: You need to check the Edline more often. Student: Last I checked, I had a 99 in this class... Pham: Check again! Student: *Opens grade report on Pham's computer showing a 99%* Pham: *pauses* Oh, I guess it was somebody else.

#590

24

Oct. 6, 2009, 12:38 a.m.

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Pham: What I tell you? Read the book! You not read book, you flunk out!

#589

1010

Oct. 5, 2009, 4:30 p.m.

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//looking at the "Failure is not an option." poster Eric VA: "Yeah. It's mandatory"

#587

2729

Oct. 5, 2009, 8:52 a.m.

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Pham: Best place to be for Halloween is Universal Studio. They have awesome.

#586

22

Oct. 2, 2009, 11:11 a.m.

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Hopkins: Today is an Excedrin day. Do you know what Excedrin is? It's a painkiller. With caffeine!

#585

77

Oct. 2, 2009, 11:06 a.m.

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//walks into the sysop room Conway: Why's it so hot in here? Jacob: *looks at thermometer* It's only 94 degrees, 11 degrees colder than it was a few minutes ago. Roger: Yeah, it's like winter in here.