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Oct. 12, 2009, 7:13 p.m.

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//Stein's phone rings Stein: It's that car guy *hangs up* //5 minutes later, it rings again Stein: Ugh! //5 minutes later, it rings yet again Stein: STOP IT!

#655

1414

Oct. 12, 2009, 7:12 p.m.

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//doing a practice problem with mixtures of urine and water Theresa: Our cross country coach said we need to be more hydrated and drink so much we can read through our urine. Stein: Has anyone actually tried that? Theresa: Well, some people claim they did. Stein: And did it work? Theresa: They said it did! Stein: That's kind of impressive. The thing is though, we're ignoring the whole issue of asparagus.

#654

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Oct. 12, 2009, 7:09 p.m.

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//talking about logistic growth Stein: We need a Plan B. Which is unfortunate because you guys only have a Plan A.

#653

77

Oct. 12, 2009, 7:07 p.m.

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Stein: See, Newton just used his genius on that apple. In the morning, it hit him on the head, and we had gravity. Then he heated it up for lunch, and we had calculus.

#652

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Oct. 12, 2009, 7:06 p.m.

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//talking about Newton's laws of heating and cooling Stein: So let's say we want barbecued toe fungus. You know, as a delicacy or something. Actually, how would that work? I guess you'd have to coat it in breadcrumbs, deep-fry it for a bit, then put on barbecue sauce? Whatever.

#651

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Oct. 12, 2009, 7:05 p.m.

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//looking over a homework problem with A=e^rt Stein: Hey wait, we can't use A. So let's use B. Hey look! It's Bert! Now we need an Ernie... //writes "=Be^(rt) + Ernie" on the board

#650

66

Oct. 12, 2009, 11:11 a.m.

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Dr. Smith: Very few people -- I am maybe one of only two or three in the world -- understand what's actually going on in Crime and Punishment.

#649

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Oct. 12, 2009, 11:11 a.m.

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//after revealing a piece of personal information Duval: Something to add to your bank of random knowledge.

#648

44

Oct. 12, 2009, 11:11 a.m.

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Whitacre: It's a shiv! Go take that to prison. Whammo, you're out. Jacob: It's called Blammo.

#647

66

Oct. 12, 2009, 11:10 a.m.

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//to Jacob, after he put an assignment on BILL Whitacre: You're helping people! Did I not teach you anything? You're ruining survival of the fittest! How is this natural selection if you're dragging people along with you? Compassion. Casualties. Compassion. Casualties.