#646

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Oct. 12, 2009, 11:10 a.m.

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//walks up to a student playing an online game Whitacre: Is this on the SAT, 'cause I'm gonna take it.

#645

33

Oct. 12, 2009, 11:10 a.m.

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Whitacre: "I love you, and if we have sex, I won't be using you, it'll mean something to me." If that works, I'm writing that one down.

#644

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Oct. 12, 2009, 11:09 a.m.

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Whitacre: What does that mean, dating? I have a date with you. I have lots of dates. Monday, Tuesday, the 16th, the 18th. I'll tell you what it is: I'm lusting. That's what it is! It's not dating, it's lusting.

#643

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Oct. 12, 2009, 11:09 a.m.

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Whitacre: You could be happy with a lot of people, you just happened to meet that one first. True love, there is no such thing. So why're you giving candy away? I got a list of people. Next one, move! I'm on a schedule here.

#642

22

Oct. 12, 2009, 11:09 a.m.

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Whitacre: If you gave me a magic wand, a cloak, a broom, and an owl, I'd be messing with people all day long!

#641

66

Oct. 12, 2009, 11:09 a.m.

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//talking about Harry Potter and JK Rowling Whitacre: I've never seen a series that killed off so many people. She's a homicidal maniac!

#640

02

Oct. 12, 2009, 11:08 a.m.

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Whitacre: Where's Voldemort? I wanna kick his ass!

#639

11

Oct. 12, 2009, 11:07 a.m.

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Whitacre: Was Harry Potter drafted? Student: He could've moved to Canadia.

#638

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Oct. 12, 2009, 11:06 a.m.

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Student 1: Can I go to the bathroom? Whitacre: Well I don't know, can you? I like people who can't go to the bathroom. I like to watch their bladder explode. Student 2: Doesn't it make a mess on your floor?

#637

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Oct. 12, 2009, 11:06 a.m.

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Whitacre: This year, [Back to School night] is going to be a Thursday, so if I take Friday off and play my cards right, I can visit parents, then the bar, then bed.