#666

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Oct. 13, 2009, 11:09 a.m.

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Schafer: An inductor is a current continuererer.

#665

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Oct. 13, 2009, 11:09 a.m.

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//Mario is trying to ask a question, but Michael and others are talking Schafer: I'm sorry. I can't hear you because some people think they're more important than you. Mario: They're probably right.

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Oct. 13, 2009, 11:07 a.m.

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Mikey: I think a capacitor is like a spring. Schafer: A capacitor is like a toilet. Mario: What? Schafer: What? Mario: I didn't hear the whole conversation. Schafer: The whole conversation was, "A capacitor is like a toilet." It's pretty much my best analogy ever. Vikas, please explain. //Vikas defers to Ben, but Ben's explanation isn't funny Schafer: You're not a good storyteller. You haven't reached my level of maturity. You see, sometimes a small trickle is enough, but when you have a lot of business... //later, still talking about the analogy Schafer: I cannot use the four-letter word I want to use to describe this analogy. Poop.

#663

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Oct. 13, 2009, 11:03 a.m.

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Schafer: We're going to do something that bothers me a little. Shirley: Integrals? Schafer: No, those bother me a lot.

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Oct. 13, 2009, 11:02 a.m.

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Schafer: My house was too cold last night because I didn't turn on the heat. Jacob: Your personal philosophy is to put on a sweater. That's what you tell your roommate. Schafer: Damn skippy! Until the first frost, I don't need heat. Shirley: My philosophy is to take off clothes if you're hot. Mikey: But there are only so many clothes you can take off. Schafer: Michael, while you are correct in your assessment, you have left an image in my mind that I don't want to see. I may not sleep for days.

#661

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Oct. 12, 2009, 8:20 p.m.

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Stein: Any questions on the homework? Student: Yes, number 35 please. Stein: What about it? Student: They told me to do it with a calculator, but I don't know how to. Stein: They want you to do what with a calculator? *mumbles* That sounds sort of dirty *licks his lips*

#660

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Oct. 12, 2009, 7:25 p.m.

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//Schafer is using Kaluta's megaphone in 211 during 6th period, while the juniors share the room with freshmen Schafer: *sounds siren* HeY! GuYS! WaiT, how DO you make it loud? Templin: That light needs to be on. Just hit that button. Schafer: LIke this? No wait, that only did it for a second... GUYS! Wait, what block is this? Templin: Six. Schafer: *seeing juniors* You aren't in Block C! Get out! Wait, I forgot the papers...

#659

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Oct. 12, 2009, 7:21 p.m.

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Stein: So I had been teaching across the room from Walstein. I brought up the Wikipedia article on Heaviside, and Walstein looks up and says, "Hey! That's my birthday!"

#658

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Oct. 12, 2009, 7:19 p.m.

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//Hammond wants to fix something on Binx Hammond: Is anyone on Binx right now? Scott L. and Scott Z.: Yes! Hammond: GET OFF! Scott Z.: Done. Scott L.: Okay, I'm off. Wait, am I off? *logs back in* Oh wait, that's on Ogedei, not Binx!

#657

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Oct. 12, 2009, 7:18 p.m.

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//during open house Stein: Hey, look! A parent! I almost forgot! It's Open House today! Thiagu, is that your dad? Thiagu: Yes Stein: Well, Mr. Thiagu, we're doing exponential growth right now. Follow? *no response* Well, Thiagu what do we get? Thiagu: Umm... //after getting the answer Stein: So you say to yourself-- *all but Thiagu's dad say self* Okay, Thiagu, you really need to talk to your dad about this class.