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Oct. 14, 2009, 1:41 p.m.

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Whitacre: What happened? Jacob: I ate a half-smoke, and it was half beef, half pork. They told me it was all-beef! Whitacre: Are you Orthodox? Jacob: No, Conservative. Whitacre: Welcome to the club. *pauses* Welcome to reformed Judaism. You can go to McDonald's now and say, "Okay, bring it on! I want a BLT with some pork rinds and some grease to drink." //later Whitacre: You should've sued. Violating religious principles. Think, you could own half of Ben's Chili Bowl. That would be... *rubs fingers together*

#676

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Oct. 14, 2009, 1:33 p.m.

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Steven: That thing smells bad. Whitacre: What? Steven: Salt Lake City. Smells like sulfur. Whitacre: Or salt.

#675

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Oct. 14, 2009, 12:55 p.m.

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Kamal: Anyone want brownies? *holds up a bag* Jacob: Whoo! *jumps up, then slips and falls because he's only wearing socks*

#674

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Oct. 14, 2009, 12:53 p.m.

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//Jacob and Kamal are doing math on the board Whitacre: Is that something good or is that crap? Jacob: Oh, just... don't worry about it. Whitacre: Don't worry about it? I'm going over to look. I learned that from my parents.

#673

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Oct. 14, 2009, 12:52 p.m.

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Whitacre: We don't take lives. But you're tempting me with the math!

#672

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Oct. 13, 2009, 5:44 p.m.

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//Jordan mumbles something while flossing during Human Rights class Student: Are you flossing?! Ms. Manuel: That's a little eccentric, Jordan.

#670

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Oct. 13, 2009, 11:15 a.m.

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Schafer: If you want to look stupid, as many of you choose to do on a daily basis-- //Shirley puts on Mr. Hammond's bubble crown (hat)

#669

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Oct. 13, 2009, 11:14 a.m.

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Schafer: I'm not solving this one for you because I'm tired and old.

#668

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Oct. 13, 2009, 11:13 a.m.

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Schafer: Apparently, my humor has not reached the level of an administrator.

#667

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Oct. 13, 2009, 11:09 a.m.

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Schafer: Oh, I hate all of you so much! *pauses* I was talking to the electrons.