#687

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Oct. 14, 2009, 7:46 p.m.

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Whitacre: When you start saying "maybe," it's time to get out!  You can't say maybe in a war!

#686

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Oct. 14, 2009, 7:45 p.m.

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//talking about jade burial suits in China Whitacre: That fist reminds me of my grandmother's. When I was a kid, I remember it coming around all the time and going POW!

#685

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Oct. 14, 2009, 7:44 p.m.

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Student 1: You should be president, Mr. Whitacre! Whitacre: No, that wouldn't work... Student 2: Yeah, he'll kill everybody!

#684

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Oct. 14, 2009, 7:43 p.m.

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Whitacre: Socrates turned philosophy inwards and hit's been bad since then!  Don't take it in college!  It's like Math, only worse!"

#683

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Oct. 14, 2009, 7:42 p.m.

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Whitacre: You read those [philosophy] books, and you're just like, "What are you talking about? I would argue, but I don't know what you're saying!"

#682

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Oct. 14, 2009, 7:41 p.m.

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//someone sneezes Class: Bless you Whitacre: I want you blessing people and not spreading around germs.  Don't go "Bless you" and wipe it on your hand, then someone's shoulder.

#681

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Oct. 14, 2009, 7:41 p.m.

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Whitacre: I wanna see you try that athlete stuff in the hallway, smack some guy on the ass and go, "Hey, nice job in that algebra class! Good work on that equation!"

#680

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Oct. 14, 2009, 7:40 p.m.

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Whitacre: I don't think you can hate more. It's just hate. They're like "I hate you more," but once you hit the hate level, you're done.

#679

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Oct. 14, 2009, 7:39 p.m.

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Whitacre: You know how to tell if someone's stupid? They keep doing the same thing and think it's gonna be different. It's called gambling!

#678

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Oct. 14, 2009, 5:33 p.m.

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//Jacob walks up to a table at the college fair Jacob: *reading out loud* Black College Expo... *walks away* Expo rep: Come over here! Yo' black! And money is green! *hands Jacob a flier*