#737

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Oct. 22, 2009, 6:49 p.m.

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Templin: I'm looking for the 10 best reasons to come to the Magnet. Any suggestions? Student: You get to be with your type! Schafer: Ha, yes, obviously. Wait, what is your type? ... Actually, no. I don't want to know.

#736

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Oct. 22, 2009, 5:22 p.m.

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//while Mr. Kaluta was out with H1N1, some students wanted to film a commercial in the parking lot RD sub: If I see an ambulance coming for you, I am going to pull down your pants and spank you, naked.

#735

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Oct. 22, 2009, 8:48 a.m.

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//talking about how Washington supposedly cut down a tree and can't tell lies Whitacre: Washington was a sociopath! It's like, he just cut down a tree, he's holding an axe, and his dad's just like, "Okay, I believe you, you're not lying!"

#734

22

Oct. 22, 2009, 8:47 a.m.

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//talking about how Washington supposedly threw a dollar across the Potomac Whitacre: See, that's how you know a kid is stupid: they throw money instead of rocks. I'd just be on the other side and go, "Hey, kid, do it again!"

#733

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Oct. 22, 2009, 8:38 a.m.

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David G: See, you're doing this the stupid way. It's like, you're describing a rabbit, and you say, "A rabbit is a mammal. It has a liver, a stomach, a spleen, intestines, a heart a brain, eyes..." and then talk about what all of those are!

#732

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Oct. 21, 2009, 7:12 p.m.

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//Shirley purchases pizza from Wylie, who is fundraising for Silver Quill Pham: Why you always eat pizza, drinking soda in the lab during my class?! Do your work! Shirley: Oh, sorry. *taps card, opens door, enters sysop room* //sysops, all of whom are eating pizza and some of whom are drinking soda, wave at Mr. Pham Pham: You guys-- //door swings shut Pham: *looks exasperated and walks away*

#731

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Oct. 21, 2009, 6:58 p.m.

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//finding centers of mass Schafer: Instead of having a hole, I'm going to add negative matter. So what do I get when I add matter and negative matter? Ben: An explosion. Schafer: NO! That's antimatter, this is negative matter. Two different things.

#730

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Oct. 20, 2009, 11:43 p.m.

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Yifan: Because all celestial beings are Indians.

#729

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Oct. 20, 2009, 10:32 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: Loomis, you just pulled another Loomis.

#728

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Oct. 20, 2009, 8:01 p.m.

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Swaney: The British visitors came to third period today. Jacob: Did they speak British? Swaney: *laughs* I probably shouldn't say this but... Amy Xiao was presenting on the European Union, and you could see their jaws drop. This was stuff they didn't know, and eleventh graders in America are learning it! [...] And then they stayed for my fifth-period on-level NSL class. The kids walked in the door and said, "Speak British! How do you say hello in Britain?" *laughs again* There's the entire spectrum of American education for you.