#727

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:53 p.m.

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Swaney: I hate to generalize, but I think that all Asian girls should teach handwriting.

#726

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:53 p.m.

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//Gilad says something mean to Swaney Swaney: Oh, so now that I've written your recommendations, you can pull out the rude? Gilad: You've written them already? Swaney: No... I haven't...

#725

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:51 p.m.

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//after one student accuses another of adultery Whitacre: Since when were you married? But you don't have to be married, as long as you're part of the team.

#724

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:51 p.m.

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//talking about the Ten Commandments Whitacre: Wasn't there something about coveting thy neighbor's ass and all that stuff?

#723

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:49 p.m.

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//after watching "My Name is Earl" Whitacre: I want you all to make lists. Ten things you've done. Hand it in, it can be anonymous. Or put somebody else's name on it.

#722

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:48 p.m.

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//after watching "My Name is Earl" Whitacre: Well, now you know a lot about karma.

#721

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:48 p.m.

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Whitacre: If you can eat cardboard and turn it into food, you're doing good. The closest we get is that we'll all live in a cardboard box down the road.

#720

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:47 p.m.

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Whitacre: Why are cows sacred? Because in Western culture, we usually put them on buns.

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:46 p.m.

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Swaney: Elaine Chao! I wonder what she's doing now. I bet she's out on a corner smoking with Conway. *pauses* Never miss my class. Your name will be maligned forever!

#718

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:45 p.m.

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Swaney: I was like 10 years old and my grandfather used to take me skeet-shooting. There's Iowa for you.