#750

66

Oct. 25, 2009, 4:43 p.m.

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"Let me see your tomatoes." - McManus

#749

55

Oct. 24, 2009, 8:13 p.m.

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Schafer: ...and you'd be like, "This is the greatest rollercoaster e-EHHHHHH!!" *flail*

#748

1212

Oct. 24, 2009, 8:11 p.m.

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*A picture of a girl comes onto the Promethean board* St1: Es muy bonita :) Cuadrado: *nod* St2: Es caliente! Cuadrado: No, that means she's horny. Class: o__O *laughs* St3: erm...es fresca? Cuadrado: No, that means she's a ****. Class: *nervous laughter* Cuadrado: So if you ever go to an overly warm Spanish-speaking country and say, "Hola, yo soy Paco y soy caliente!", think about what you're really saying.

#745

33

Oct. 23, 2009, 11:56 p.m.

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//Steven has a story to tell, so students start gathering around to listen Whitacre: Your disciples are flocking to you! You're the new Buddha!

#744

2424

Oct. 23, 2009, 4:49 p.m.

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//talking about probability versus determinism Mr. Schafer: There is a chance that, in ten seconds, someone will come out of the store room on a horse and gallop around the room... *Lev comes out of the storage closet on the back of a toy stick horse, gallops around the room, and leaves*

#743

1313

Oct. 23, 2009, 2:38 p.m.

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//talking about a summer job Ms. Duval used to have that involved dissecting human corpses Elizabeth: So what was the point of cutting people up? Duval: For funzies!...No, I'm totally kidding.

#742

37

Oct. 22, 2009, 10:35 p.m.

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Julian: Wrong and Republican -- they both start with the same letter!

#740

1212

Oct. 22, 2009, 10 p.m.

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Rose: So how do we do this problem? *blank looks from the students* Rose: *whistles for a second, then makes popping noises with mouth and waves arms* Rose: Okay, here's how.

#739

11

Oct. 22, 2009, 9:37 p.m.

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//Stein's cell phone rings in class Stein: Oh wait, Mr. Rose is wondering if he should pick up some Indian food for me.

#738

88

Oct. 22, 2009, 6:55 p.m.

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Cuadrado: *dancing the flamenco with another spanish teacher* If you take a video of this, I WILL SUE YOU.