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⚐ ReportMs.Thomas talking about a student who always brings a neon pink comb to school : "He's not actually balding. I've just been trying to convince him that he is for the past two weeks so that he'd stop combing his hair so much."
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⚐ Report//pham, talking about plugging in numbers that aren't supposed to work, while teaching partial fraction decomposition Pham: Guess what I do! I stick it in! When I was kid, people say not to do, but I do anyways!
#758
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⚐ ReportPiper: Please use only pens and pencils on your test. I don't want you using body fluids.
#757
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⚐ Report//Schafer tries to write on promethean board with the vertical line tool Schafer: ...mother trucker! //shortly thereafter Schafer: So we're going to have two big tires, one filled with water and one filled with ice. Jacob: For your mother truck?
#755
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⚐ ReportMs. Pundzak: "What are the only things that are guaranteed in life?" Student: "Death and Taxes!"
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⚐ ReportRose: What middle school did you go to? Student: Wood. Rose: Wood? Where's that? Student: Rockville. Rose: Hm.. What does that feed into? Student: Rockville.
#753
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⚐ Report//Hinkle walks into lab 318 Hinkle: Where's Shirley? Jacob: I don't see him, but I can tell him you were looking for him when he comes. Wait... I don't see his backpack, so I don't think he's in the building... oh, isn't today the day he's at MIT? I can tell him you were looking for him when he comes back in two days. Hinkle: I'm gonna shoot him when he gets back!