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Oct. 28, 2009, 8:17 a.m.

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//a student in the front of the room is using nail polish remover Hinkle: I'm sorry, but I have to ask you to put that away. You see, that has a little thing called acetone in it. Me and acetone, huh-uh. I did a lot of work on boats when I was a kid -- lots of fiberglass work. Lots of acetone. And lemme tell ya -- breathing that stuff every day, it messes you up. I would be all woozy and I couldn't walk straight after I got off from work. Later, OSHA came along and said 'no no no, you need a respirator and ventilation and fifteen minute exposure limits', but we didn't do things that way when I was a kid.

#771

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Oct. 28, 2009, 8:13 a.m.

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//a student asks a question about silly school procedures Hinkle: Have you ever heard of something called "politicians"?

#769

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Oct. 28, 2009, 8 a.m.

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Mr. Stein: Can you guys check this for me? I've never been good at math...

#768

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Oct. 28, 2009, 7:58 a.m.

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//Mr. Pham asks a question about linear algebra - the class remains silent Mr. Pham: Oh-ho! I see you guys blinking the eyes!

#767

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Oct. 28, 2009, 7:58 a.m.

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//Starting class (at 7:40, of course) Hinkle: Uhh, okay! Uh, gentlemen and ladies and everyone who's conscious today... and also Johnny here...

#766

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Oct. 28, 2009, 7:55 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: Hey. Why you sitting all the way back there? Andrew Rodgers-Schatz: 'Cause you're scary!

#765

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Oct. 28, 2009, 7:55 a.m.

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Hinkle: By the way ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry to say, when I was growing up, this theory was what we learned... and then a guy came around and proved that this theory was completely and absolutely wrong.

#764

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Oct. 28, 2009, 7:54 a.m.

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Mr Pham: This is America! People don't know maff, remember?!

#763

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Oct. 28, 2009, 7:53 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: You use da Gauss-Jordan meffod. Jordan Hirsh: WHAT? Mr. Pham: Okay, you know what? I call it da Gauss meffod now!!

#762

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Oct. 27, 2009, 9:13 p.m.

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Ms. Thomas: My eyesight sucks. Its like 30 30 vision. Remi: Oh, I have 1 1 vision. Ms. Thomas: You know that is like Xray vision right? Tell me how this part is doing then. -points to liver- Remi: Oh, your lung looks fine...