#859

810

Nov. 16, 2009, 8:07 p.m.

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stein: i like to make sound effects when i cross out variables (crosses out variables) BAM BAM BAM!! HA thats what she said

#856

1921

Nov. 15, 2009, 11:08 p.m.

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(Class is reading Of Mice and Men) Nadia: I learned the real definition of a brothel reccently. Someone: You just learned it?! Nadia: Yeah, someone told me what it meant. Before I thought it was a place where nuns or priests stayed. Class: What?! Mr. Clay: Wait...what did they tell you what a brothel was?! Nadia: No! I thought it was a place for nuns...cause you know...brothel...sounds like brother...it sounds kind of religious! People agree with me... Mr. Clay: But you know what it is now, right? Tell me what it is. Nadia: It's a...*points to person behind her* He said it was a whorehouse.

#854

66

Nov. 15, 2009, 6:44 p.m.

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Schafer: I saw that, that was Snoop Dogg! Student: Since when is Snoop Dogg white? Schafer: That guy was white? Student: His name is Jon Lajoie. Schafer: Oh yeah...I've heard of him...Jon Lajoie...doesn't sound educational! Student: umm... Schafer: Do your work!

#853

55

Nov. 14, 2009, 9:15 p.m.

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Mr.Hoelman(in a serious tone): Please do not air guitar on the hockey stick, sweep, or shoot it like a gun. Someone could get hurt.

#851

33

Nov. 14, 2009, 3:07 p.m.

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Whitacre: See, when you BS something, you gotta make sure it sounds reasonable. If you just throw in random stuff, I don't grade it, I just go "RRRRR" zero! If it sounds good enough, I'll give you credit!

#850

-15

Nov. 14, 2009, 3:06 p.m.

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Blitz: You guys can talk about something without knowing a thing about it! It's good BS, unlike bad BS!

#849

1212

Nov. 13, 2009, 10:17 p.m.

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Piper: I know that you're very knowledgable in the field of computer science, but you're doing what is commonly known as shitty work.

#848

911

Nov. 13, 2009, 2:30 p.m.

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//Jordan was talking about David Tao's status about 24. Jordan: Wait, Tao looks like a badass. Is he actually a badass? No, he's a tiny ass. He just talks the talk, he doesn't walk the walk.

#847

24

Nov. 13, 2009, 1:23 p.m.

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//Anonymous 1 is offering Anonymous 2 a cracked copy of Halo PC Anonymous 2: "I'm kinda done with the whole illegal thing." Anonymous 1: "That game's so old its barely even illegal."

#846

00

Nov. 13, 2009, 9:49 a.m.

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Whitacre: You know what, this questions too hard, I'm not gonna give you it. Student 1: Gimme your best shot! Whitacre: Okay, fine! *asks* Student 2: What? I don't get it! Whitacre: Well, you asked for it! Don't complain! //some more complaining occurs Whitacre: I TOLD you it was to hard, but you didn't care! See, I should just fail you all!