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#845

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Nov. 13, 2009, 9:47 a.m.

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//Whitacre just told the class to make a environmental right/wrong chart based on an article... Whitacre: You know what folks, you don't seem to get it. If you weren't discussing this, then you'd get it. If you discuss, you get confused, you talk even more, and no one knows what's happening. In fact, I think some of you guys aren't even discussing this class, I see some Math going on over there. Mario: Yeah, we're calculating how successful they were. Whitacre: It TELLS you about that stuff! They even say what results they got in some places! Student: But it keeps talking about how bare everything is and how there's dirt storms! What does that have to do this archeologist guy? Whitacre: Were you listening? I said "Find 2 ecological wrongs and what they tried to do to fix them!" It's SUPPOSED to sound like that! I'm gonna come over there, beat you over the head! Same with you folks doing math!

#844

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Nov. 13, 2009, 9:36 a.m.

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Whitacre: So I want your technology charts with this. Student 1: So should we staple them or something? Whitacre: You know what, just do this on the back of them. Student 2: But it's in my notes! Whitacre: You knew I would collect this eventually, you should have planned ahead! You should've saved paper and ink instead of needing to copy it all out again! Student 2: So you want us to copy it onto this assignment? Whitacre: Whatever. Just don't act stu - don't waste paper ever again!

#843

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Nov. 13, 2009, 9:32 a.m.

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Whitacre: Since you guys got report cards, I figured I'd bring in one of my old ones. It's not terribly could, my mom wants me to keep it around as a reminder. //The grades were Bs and Cs, except for Math: it was P

#842

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Nov. 13, 2009, 9:31 a.m.

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//Students are correcting eachothers quizzes Student: Wait, since this question needs 2 answers, and one of them is only half right, should we give them a quarter of a point for that half? Whitacre: Whatever, just don't get too much math involved. In fact, your explanation had too much in it! Too many fractions!

#839

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Nov. 12, 2009, 7:12 p.m.

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Mr. Whitacre: Don't drink and drive.

#838

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Nov. 12, 2009, 9:04 a.m.

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Pham: I just realize, the most important things in life: your eyes and your feet.

#837

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Nov. 12, 2009, 9:01 a.m.

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// Lev and Gibi walk into Computational Methods carrying a big door and then sit down. Pham, yelling to class: Guys! Be quiet! Close the door!

The door was for the Halloween prank (for those of you who read MLIA).

pham, lev, gibi

#836

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Nov. 11, 2009, 4:40 p.m.

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Stein: My phone is made of corn. I want to butter it and *brings in front of mouth* rrrrnnnngh!

#835

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Nov. 11, 2009, 12:06 p.m.

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Infoflow: "Good morning. Today is November 11, 2009, and there is still no hope."

#834

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Nov. 10, 2009, 9:26 p.m.

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Gross: You can go to an online highschool. Trina: Are there any near here?