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#877

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Nov. 18, 2009, 5:19 p.m.

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Why can't you all hate each other? I want you all to hate each other.

#875

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Nov. 18, 2009, 2:23 p.m.

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//nathan is playing with a bouncy ball in the classroom// nawabi: do not play balls in the classroom nathan: then can i go to the r and e lab? nawabi: no you may not jack: can i go? nawabi: yes you may nathan (sarcastically): what? that's so racist nawabi: yes it is //nathan walks out of the room// nawabi: be back by 3 oclock

#874

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Nov. 18, 2009, 2:01 p.m.

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//In quantum, looking at Area51 on googlemaps Richard: The underground entrance to the thing is somewhere around here... Alex C: Near the end of the runway, perhaps...? Alex Belov: Huh, try streetview!

#873

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Nov. 18, 2009, 1:02 p.m.

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Schafer: "Nilay, what's the stopwatch do?" Nilay: "It measures time!"

#872

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Nov. 17, 2009, 9:27 p.m.

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Annie: I got one of those kick-ass nerdy patches too!

#871

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Nov. 17, 2009, 5:56 p.m.

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(jack is tilting his chair back and janitor comes over to reprimand him) janitor: hey man get yo chair on the ground! jack: sorry eli (to janitor): its OK dog, he just be lunchin' janitor: man u crazy!!

#870

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Nov. 17, 2009, 5:42 p.m.

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//Kaluta discovers blairbash for the first time Kaluta: Wow, this is hilarious! //Students come over Student: Oh, blairbash! Kaluta: You guys get back to work while I goof off!

#869

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Nov. 17, 2009, 4 p.m.

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//Ms. Piper is reviewing a graph in STELLA Piper: So this is the graph of people admitted to the emergency room. Charlie: Shouldn't it be a bunch of points as opposed to a smooth line? I mean, you can't have half a person. Evan: Maybe it's an ER in Cambodia.

#861

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Nov. 17, 2009, 9:32 a.m.

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//Stein is looking at Kris's drawings of Captain Zero and Infinitus Stein: Woah, that guy is awesome! I'd leave my wife for him!

#860

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Nov. 16, 2009, 8:37 p.m.

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//Infoflow comes on and students are trying to finish a test as fast as they can Donaldson: Let's all be crazy Communists today and not say the pledge!