#10284

1313

March 16, 2022, 1:40 p.m.

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Michael Wang: If you wait until marriage to have sex, you’ll only have sex with your family.

#10293

1212

March 17, 2022, 12:15 p.m.

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Roberts: Everyone go fill out Pratyusha's survey! Roberts: She'll give you food! Pratyusha what kind of food? Class: Edibles!

#10294

1212

March 17, 2022, 12:18 p.m.

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// Last day with the chicks Will and Madeline: By getting rid of the chicks, you're reducing the diversity of our school! Duval: The chicks are dragging down our test scores! Andy: Moral of the story: If you drag down test scores, you get eaten.

#10302

66

March 18, 2022, 1:17 p.m.

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Andy: How many magnet students does it take to count kernels of corn? Johnny: It's just not our problem. Duval: I've found 3 is a good number.

#10304

1111

March 18, 2022, 1:46 p.m.

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// Continuation of previous quote Jerry Jing: Let's find constellations in the corn! Johnny: Oh I see Cancer! Jerry(pointing to Johnny): I see Cancer too!

#10306

1111

March 18, 2022, 2:41 p.m.

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Kaluta: DAMN! Will: That's a bad word, you can't say that at school! Kaluta: DAMN! Will: Stop, that's illegal!

#10318

66

March 22, 2022, 8:35 a.m.

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Duval, screaming: CA-CAW! CA-CAAAWW!! CA-CAAAW!!

#10321

33

March 22, 2022, 10:23 a.m.

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//in thermo class Kayo: Snakes are just smooth spiders.

#10322

2222

March 22, 2022, 12:09 p.m.

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Chris Jin: I microwaved a spoon 5 years ago and nothing happened.

#10324

1212

March 22, 2022, 1:30 p.m.

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Duval: You'll learn how to do taxes and make friends in college. What else could you want?