#10252

2222

March 11, 2022, 1:39 p.m.

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//economics, showing picture of guy with a wrench Cirincione: He's providing a service. Or maybe he's about to commit a crime, hitting someone with the wrench.

#10253

1212

March 11, 2022, 11:22 p.m.

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// Last day of Modeling the Future, Aditya, Jason, and John are speaking with each other while losing their minds Aditya: So if our team was on a desert island, who would survive? Jason: Well, Phillip has a yacht so he probably would just escape on that, and Dhruv will probably figure out how to build a helicopter. John: He might rescue us with it, but I'd make a dn joke and he'd leave us. Aditya: So us three would just be stuck on the desert island. // Cut to 10:30 pm, the paper is due at 3 am, Dhruv and Phillip have left Jason: Wait a minute guys... don't you realize what's happening? The other two have escaped and we're stuck on this stupid desert island finishing our paper!

#10255

1313

March 14, 2022, 8:04 a.m.

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// Tom Brady is back, *again* Contreras: Shivani, how do you feel Shivani: I'm so happy, I'm in tears Contreras: I was in tears too, but the different kind

#10256

66

March 14, 2022, 10:16 a.m.

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Kaluta: So here we have 50 lamps in series… Mark: This is a moth’s wet dream!

#10258

66

March 14, 2022, 4:14 p.m.

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//about L'Hôpital project presentations Schwartz: Just mess around, and have fun. Student: Fun?

#10259

1212

March 14, 2022, 4:21 p.m.

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//Schwartz retells his AP Environmental Science story (see 8087), then this Schwartz: I finished my AP Physics exam early, and I was sitting next to the brick wall. Schwartz: So I estimated the width of each brick, and, timing with my watch, dropped a pencil repeatedly, to estimate acceleration by gravity. Schwartz: I got it within 10%. //Some of the class erupts in moderate applause //later Schwartz (to Andy): Were you typing that into Blairbash as I was talking?

#10261

1111

March 14, 2022, 4:26 p.m.

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//students just measured/calculated horsepower of their own bodies Kaluta: What's your horsepower? Jacen: 0.67 Kaluta: That's a reasonable number! //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause

#10268

1212

March 15, 2022, 5:42 p.m.

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Subayi: All of you are good students. You are lazy, but you are good students.

#10271

1111

March 15, 2022, 5:48 p.m.

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//about to measure AC voltage, >100V Jeremy: What if I blow up? Kaluta: You won't, because you're smart enough to know you shouldn't touch the metal probes. Kaluta: But it would serve to decrease the surplus population.

#10274

1111

March 16, 2022, 6:55 a.m.

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Chris: “The whiter you are, the hotter you are.”