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⚐ Report//a student served cake (for L'Hôpital project) to the class Stephen: I didn't get a utensil, and I got it in a cup. Schwartz: Drink it!
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⚐ Report//Kaluta took the class out to a staircase to tell a story about a gender-separated summer camp Kaluta: Then, one day, one of the boys actually jumped over the fence. //Will climbs over the railing Kaluta: When it actually happened, it was much more graceful than that. Will: Hey! That's very offensive! //later //Will climbs over the railing again Will: I was expecting applause that time. //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause
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⚐ ReportArmand: I know that it'll be a waste of taxpayer money, but get this: it's going to be funny.
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⚐ Report// Continuation of previous quote Kaluta: So Max is now playing…Mick? Michael Wang: Uh I’m Michael… Kaluta: Well you guys need to write your names more clearly! Michael: You wrote the names.
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⚐ Report//chaotic cirincione anthology, march 25 "Social Security is the single most expensive program of the US federal government. Why? Because old people just keep not dying." "I'm helping to employ elves -- the unemployment rate is very high for elves. There's not much for elves to do." "Who doesn't want to have an nuclear arsenal that can destroy the world hundreds of times over?" "Honestly, I think I should be paid more. But, really, a lot of people should be paid more -- but me especially." "Any questions? No? Good. You should never need help."
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⚐ Report// Playing Mars rover video, video text says “8.5 months later” Andy(whispering): That also applies to a pregnancy. Jerry Song: A what? Andy: A pregnancy. Jerry: An abortion?
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⚐ Report// Reading political posters Jerry Song: Every child is a wanted child. Jerry: Dead or alive, $500!
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⚐ ReportJohnny: Is it 9 and a half weeks or 9 and a half months for pregnancy? Jerry Song: Johnny I just don't think you've ever been pregnant before.