#3410

1212

May 24, 2011, 9:54 p.m.

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Richard (to Rose during class): Which semiellipse, dawg? Rose: Dawwwggg...wait till I finish the problem.

#3421

1313

May 28, 2011, 1:43 p.m.

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//Talking about the magnet picnic during comp. sci. Piper: ...and at the picnic there will also be six foot long veggie subs. //Alex Woo perks up Piper: And no Alex, it's not a 6 foot sub per person, it's to be shared. Alex: (sighs)

#3435

1212

June 1, 2011, 10:25 p.m.

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//Puzzlepalooza 2011, Day One Teacher: Okay, so has everyone been "paloozed"? Class: Yeah! Teacher: And how do you feel now? Cy Neita: Puzzled.

#3436

1515

June 2, 2011, 12:48 p.m.

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Stein: Today we've learned not to be sad, not to worry about grades, and that colleges are no better than the Nigerians trying to steal your money.

#3437

1212

June 2, 2011, 12:51 p.m.

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//Trying to watch a MacBeth scene in Anderson Pd 6 //Wondering why the video isn't working Anderson: OH! You have to put the video in!

#3444

66

June 4, 2011, 2:51 p.m.

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//The class has just decided that Student A is cannabilistic. Then Student B interrupts and tries to talk to Student A. Gross: You can talk to [Student A] at lunch. Student B: But... Gross: Oh I see. [Student A] goes and does his thing... //laughter Gross: Mongolian BBQ, that's what [Student A] does...

#3446

1515

June 6, 2011, 2 p.m.

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Pham: Is methane polar or nonpolar? Student: Polar. Pham: Why? Student: Uhh...because.... Pham: I tell you reason. Reason is you are wrong!

#3453

1111

June 8, 2011, 4:04 p.m.

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Moose: Have a great summer. Don't smoke pot, guys. It's not legal yet.

#3456

1212

June 10, 2011, 4:21 p.m.

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Thomas: I couldn't think of a better idea if I WASN'T on drugs!

#3460

1515

June 11, 2011, 12:46 a.m.

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Theresa: That's the best I've ever felt about not having sex with a lobster.