#3366

1212

May 14, 2011, 10:02 a.m.

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Emily: I always wear shorts. Thomas: You're wearing sweatpants right now. Emily: No.... //takes off pants

#3374

66

May 17, 2011, 4:21 p.m.

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//making an analogy in 9th pd statistics class Stein: ...so like runners! I don't actually know 'cause I'm not a runner. Student: Why not? Stein: Well, I can barely even walk without tripping and falling.

#3375

1212

May 17, 2011, 5:25 p.m.

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Stein (to student): I had a lot of fun with your mom. She was great help! Class: ooohhh

#3377

1212

May 17, 2011, 11:23 p.m.

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Jeremy: Oh how I wish I could sign people's organs. (silence, confused looks ensue) Jeremy: No, no! That's not what I meant!

#3378

1313

May 18, 2011, 9:45 a.m.

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//during puzzlepalooza Kevli: How much money do we have left? Brian C: One Bunday, a Piper, two Walsteins...

#3383

66

May 19, 2011, 7:35 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: What your name again? Patrick Shan: Patrick. Mr. Pham: OH! You and TC I will never forget. //Later Patrick Shan: I'm such a good student, Mr. Pham says he will never forget my name!

#3394

33

May 20, 2011, 1:38 p.m.

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//during a mafia game Phillip: I investigated his ass!

#3397

1212

May 20, 2011, 4:24 p.m.

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Viju: I don't like the tiger mom. She inspires my dad.

#3404

1515

May 22, 2011, 10:07 p.m.

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Kevli: I don't care about apathy.

#3407

1111

May 23, 2011, 6:29 p.m.

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// Kevli has a suit on for his fake SRP presentation Freddy: Oh man. I will take a picture of you and put it on my wall - my real wall, not like facebook or whatever you use - and write "My Role Model" above it. I will pray to it 5 times a day while facing Mecca! Kevli: ...