#3468

66

June 14, 2011, 11:25 p.m.

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Stein: So we'll do [this] on Tuesday, since on Monday you have the 72 page knowledge celebration. Student: Wait, how did it jump from... Stein: What did I say last time? Class: 37 Student: So, after your 86 page test...

#3479

2222

Aug. 30, 2011, 6:46 p.m.

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//Schafer walks into Lodal's room Schafer: Hey Mr. Lodal, you have have a really nice class here...and Raanan

#3487

1212

Aug. 31, 2011, 5:05 p.m.

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// During Phys Chem Pham: Who here thinking of math PHD? Jason [Hyun]! You thinking of math PHD? Jason: No, I want money

#3499

1111

Sept. 1, 2011, 8:12 p.m.

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Stein: When I was in grad school, I had this math teacher who was really fat. He was like, three of me! Student: Oh my god. Stein: Whenever we walked into his office for help, he would be lying down on his couch. He would make us go to the whiteboard and tell us what to write. One day, he told us, "You may not think that I do any math, but I do! On my couch! In my head! You kids need to have more couch time..." I didn't learn a lot from that teacher, but the one thing I learned from him was that it's necessary to have "couch time"

#3514

1111

Sept. 2, 2011, 9:55 p.m.

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Philip: Towers of Hanoi would only need a 3.5 MB lookup table. //5 minutes later Philip: I made a small exponent error, it's actually about 33 million TB

#3517

66

Sept. 6, 2011, 4:58 p.m.

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Stein: Math has never been my strong point...

#3528

1111

Sept. 8, 2011, 5:30 p.m.

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Stein: Why is everyone staring at me? Class: Because you're the teacher...

#3546

1313

Sept. 13, 2011, 1:40 p.m.

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Devin: Hey, Jeremy, do you like zombie books? Jeremy: No, I'm more of a non-fiction guy. Devin: But it's not fiction! It's future history!

#3551

66

Sept. 13, 2011, 6:23 p.m.

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//Afternoon anouncements come on, and many people are talking. After the announcements: Thornton: Students, you should know this by now. You don't talk while the teacher is talking, and you don't talk while the announcements are on-- //A last-minute announcement comes on Thornton: TURN OFF THE STUPID PA!

#3553

66

Sept. 13, 2011, 10:44 p.m.

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Bart: And later in the year, we will cook bacon in many interesting ways. Jeremy: Mmmmmmm...bacon... Thomas: Aren't you Jewish?