#1609

1313

March 8, 2010, 4:33 p.m.

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Rose: Nothing grows exponentially. Stein: Except love. Rose: Well, people die.

#1611

33

March 8, 2010, 6:30 p.m.

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//Discussing experimental design and variables Stein: So let's say you're thinking about something or other and you think you have a good idea. Then Shelley comes in the room and is like [makes speaking noises]. Burger (exclaiming): Call security!

#1626

33

March 10, 2010, 6:32 p.m.

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//In TV Studio... Main office: Mr. Bustillos? Bustillos: Yep? Yeah? Yipp? Main office: It's Julie, from the main office. Bustillos: Hey, I know you!! Main office: They need you in the auditorium for... [back and forth for a minute] Bustillos: Um...yeah, I don't know what you're talking about. Main office: [asks him to come and help] Bustillos: [whiney voice] Well, I don't wanna! I'm not a producer!! Ugh...film...

#1631

1515

March 10, 2010, 9:56 p.m.

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//Answering a problem in class Mr.Pham: Who said three? You take book and slap on your face!

#1633

1515

March 10, 2010, 11:29 p.m.

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Blitz: "Acceleration? What acceleration?" Greg: "From GRAVITY!" Blitz: "Gravity doesn't have acceleration!"

#1635

66

March 11, 2010, 7:29 a.m.

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Sanjeev: I saw Mr. Williams yesterday, and he said to me: "You know that sports stat class? You're doing graduate-level work! If I had to write an 11-page paper by Wednesday, I'd be pulling my hair out!" That's what Mr. Williams said. Jacob: Maybe that's why his hair's so short...

#1640

33

March 11, 2010, 2:12 p.m.

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Emily: This is like limbo, except gyrating. Lev: That's what she said! Khoa: Lev, how low can you go?

#1649

66

March 12, 2010, 5:03 p.m.

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//Dzi's phone rings, and Schafer hums along 'til he picks it up Dzi: Hello? No...no... Grace: This happened during origins, too! Dzi: Look, you have the wrong number! (hangs up) Schafer: I can just imagine that. (holds hand to ear like a phone) "Hello? Hang on, I don't have a good enough signal (stands on chair). Yeah...uh-huh...hang on, (motioning to class) guys, can you quiet down? No...look, this is a wrong number, and you already bothered me during Donaldson's class. Yeah...you too." (takes hand down) //Class laughs //Just then, Dzi's phone goes off again...and he doesn't even look at it Gilad (holding up his phone): Hey Dzi, pick up your phone! //Schafer confiscates Gilad's phone... but not Dzi's

#1660

66

March 15, 2010, 3:48 p.m.

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Whitacre: Your parents may say that they don't pick favorites, but that's wrong. Maybe they love you all the same, but there's always one that they love a little bit more, one favorite child. [...] Think about your siblings. See how they get away with all that crap that you used to get in trouble for? "Oh honey, it's not favoritism! We love you both the same, we were just young and inexperienced when we had you." LIES!!!

#1669

66

March 15, 2010, 9:52 p.m.

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Rose: Anytime I have to rescue exponent princesses from high up in towers...