#1676

1212

March 17, 2010, 7:10 p.m.

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//during class on Saint Patrick's Day Whitacre: If you're Irish, that's a personal problem. But if you're wearing green and you're not Irish, then you're just an idiot.

#1692

66

March 19, 2010, 11:54 p.m.

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Dr. Simel: "Well since the door is locked, i'll just go through the window."

#1694

66

March 20, 2010, 7:12 p.m.

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Rose: Today is very important. Today is the most important of Analysis. NEXT DAY Rose: Today is the most important day of Calculus. NEXT DAY Rose: Today, I am going to blow your mind because- Student: It's the most important day of Calculus, we get it.

#1695

1313

March 20, 2010, 7:22 p.m.

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Rose: Sherman, wake up! Sherman: My eyes are open. Rose: Oh. Sherman: My eyes aren't that small...

#1697

1515

March 20, 2010, 7:30 p.m.

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Rose: If we have something so disgusting that it would be a sacrilege to write it on the white board, we write on the mini-boards so that we can submit it to a ritual cleansing. *picks up a mini white board and write X^x on it. Drops it to the ground* Rose: OMG! We banish it to the ground. *Kicks it* // Peter falls to the ground. Rose: So, what do we do? I need to sick my log on it...are you okay? *Peter gets up and sits down* Rose: I though I kicked your backpack. Peter: You kicked my knee.

#1700

66

March 21, 2010, 7 p.m.

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Juan Diego (to Ms. Blitz): Since this is earth science, may I ask how on earth I got put into this SRP?

#1709

66

March 23, 2010, 1:52 p.m.

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// people are burning aluminum cans in Materials Science Dr. Wan: It's a wonderful smell, Ori! It smells like death and cellular destruction.

#1710

1111

March 23, 2010, 8:02 p.m.

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//Joseph and Diana are setting up their SRP presentations. Rose walks in. Rose: Hey, who's going first? //Joseph and Stubby point at Diana Rose (to Joseph): I want to see your thing so bad. //Entire room starts laughing

#1716

33

March 24, 2010, 3:33 p.m.

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Schafer: Rachel, pick a number between 0-2 that's an integer. Rachel: 3?

#1740

66

March 26, 2010, 8:52 a.m.

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//Talking about how much of the robot is available for use Daniel R: I'm Jewish with some Chinese, I have to haggle for it! Shaya: Wait, who makes more? Daniel: I'd say that Jews make more than Chinese. Shaya: But China makes more than the Jews!