#1568

1111

March 2, 2010, 8:41 a.m.

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Schafer (after 5 minutes of discussing grammar): This is boring me, it reminds me way too much of an English class.

#1570

1212

March 2, 2010, 4:32 p.m.

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Schafer: So my chem teacher was completely incomprehensible. It was like "Vuh vuh vuh vuh vuh..." Now imagine a whole year of that! Gilad (imitating Peanuts): Wa wa, wa wa wa wa wa wa... //Later, about to discuss Newton's Law of Cooling Schafer: So anyways, my calculus teacher was HORRIBLE. We didn't learn ANYTHING. All I could understand was dy/dx. And maybe a little differentiation. So anyways, I take the AP, and I see Newton's Law of cooling, and I'm just like "Wha?" Yet somehow, here I am, teaching you about it.

#1572

1212

March 2, 2010, 4:34 p.m.

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//Talking about a huge book of Physics and Chemistry constants from '86 Schafer: I'm not gonna spend like $185 on a book when the old one's 95% the same! And I've always got Wikipedia.

#1574

1111

March 2, 2010, 4:37 p.m.

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//Discussing a meeting about teaching...and stuff Schafer: So, they had this list of things people said good and bad about us. You can tell who was smart and who was dumb right away. There were all these big long words on some of them that frankly, I don't think half the teachers understood! And then there were dumb words with "not" to negate them. I even saw, under the "Bad" category, "Not Good".

#1585

33

March 3, 2010, 4:26 p.m.

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Mr. Moose: I love the obituaries. You can learn a lot by obituaries.

#1599

66

March 5, 2010, 8:41 p.m.

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Amir: So, say I marry a hermaphrodite and we want to have kids... Balla: It's called adoption.

#1600

1111

March 5, 2010, 8:50 p.m.

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Stein: So, I have this wife. My first wife. Actually, I've only had one wife.

#1602

1212

March 6, 2010, 2:05 p.m.

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// Rose trips on several backpacks Rose: Trying to kill me, huh? Student: How did you know? Rose: It's alright. It's alright.

#1603

33

March 6, 2010, 4:28 p.m.

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//Learning about Gabriel's Horn Stein: So you can't paint it...but you can fill it with anything you want...including paint, so you can paint its inside. Sam: But when you say paint, you mean paint with the same thickness throughout.  And when you fill it, the paint layer gets thinner far out... Stein: See, when I teach this, I really get to learn people's personalities.  There are the superrationalists, who argue that it all makes sense.  Then there are engineers, like Mr. Templin, who think that since you can't build it, it doesn't exist.  And there are people like me, who think it's amazing that God created things like this to wonder at.  Now, I'll give the superrationalist 30 seconds.

#1604

33

March 7, 2010, 12:32 p.m.

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Mr. Bustillos: "And then at the bottom there, you put your address. I'm not going to show you that, in case you egg my house"