#1515

66

Feb. 20, 2010, 4:36 p.m.

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Hinkle: A cartel is a group of companies that controls the supply of a certain resource. Stefan: Like the Taliban?

#1516

1515

Feb. 20, 2010, 4:58 p.m.

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*mr.rose is in the middle of teaching delta epsilon proofs and he's made a mistake somewhere, but where?* Rose: Okay, sorry, sorry. I swear I know what I'm doing...No. No. No. Why is it going wrong? Greg: I think it's the... Rose: No, wait. I know - No, I'm going to cry because it's wrong. Juan Diego: It's okay. Take your time.

#1523

1313

Feb. 22, 2010, 4:49 p.m.

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Student: Mr. Hinkle, have you ever drank moonshine? Hinkle: Uhhh, let me just say this: for a number of years I had a good friend from West Virginia... Student: Oh, that explains it! Hinkle: ...before he passed away from a certain drinking problem. And in our college and youth years from about 20 to 30, we did many things together that were-- Student: Gay? Hinkle: --risky. Like making your own West Virginia still, or eating things that you killed along the road.

#1525

66

Feb. 22, 2010, 6:10 p.m.

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Porac: Ref! What happened there? He was offsides wasn't he? Ref: No, his shot, it hit the post. (field goal post, and so was out of play) Porac: Yes, yes I understand that, but he was offside. Ref: It hit the post. Porac: That was offside!!! Ref: If you continue to argue, I will have to give you a yellow card. No more arguing. Porac: Ok, your doing a great job sir (kind of sarcastically obviously) Ref: (Pulls out yellow card) I warned you coach Porac: IT WAS A COMPLIMENT?!

#1547

1212

Feb. 25, 2010, 8:13 a.m.

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//After finishing The Great Gatsby Mr. Anderson: Woah. That last line is famous. They make fun of it on South Park.

#1548

33

Feb. 25, 2010, 8:14 a.m.

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Anderson: My watch glows in the dark. Somehow I didn't already know that.

#1553

1111

Feb. 25, 2010, 6:23 p.m.

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Student:What are they doing in the other room? Ms.Gross:Oh theyre watching racist cartoons. Amir: Like what? Uncle Tom and Jerry?

#1558

66

Feb. 27, 2010, 11:34 a.m.

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//classroom discussion has turned to the recent snow Student: Do you believe in global warming? Whitacre: What, are you asking whether I support it? Yeah, global warming! Student: Okay, do you believe that global warming is happening? Whitacre: Heck yes I do. In the future, we're going to get even more moisture here in the mid-Atlantic. That means more snow for you guys...and for your kids. More parent-child together time. You can tell them stories! "I remember back when the snow..." And then they can tell you the same things that you tell your parents now. "Shut up and give me some tater tots and a pot pie. Shut up! My friends are coming over, so go to your room and shut up!"

#1560

66

Feb. 28, 2010, 1:30 p.m.

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Gross: Let's go back to...or...I don't want to call it 'the standard model of rape'

#1567

1111

March 1, 2010, 9:59 p.m.

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Schafer: Oh THATS definitely work... Jared: Well guess what I just turned in? Schafer: Wallops money? Jared: (excited) YEAH! //Schafer holds up hand for a high five. //Jared tries to give him one but he moves. Schafer: Waaay too slow. And get back to work. Thomas: (quietly) Owned.