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#1314
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⚐ ReportPham: If you just write zero down as the answer to limit problem, I make sure that it becomes your grade.
#1319
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⚐ Report//three sysops can't figure out why the school website is loading so slowly Eric: Have you Googled it? Jacob and Shirley (in unison): What do we Google? "Apache is slow."
#1321
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⚐ Report//In English class, a student is fiddling with a box of tic tacs and a hairband... Dr. Simel: Wait, what is that? Student: What, the tic tacs? Simel: No, the other thing. Student: It's a piece of cloth. Simel: Oh. I thought it might be your comfort blanket or something.
#1322
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⚐ Report//On review day, when no one asked any questions in the first 5 minutes of class Student: Wait, we're watching a video about wolves? Whitacre: Yeah, I love this stuff! Student: But what about review? Whitacre: Screw you, you had your chance! This is my time to relax!
#1324
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⚐ ReportSchafer: If I had to do it again, I'd probably pick a job that let me be outside and dirty all day rather than inside with you.
#1330
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⚐ ReportSchafer: If you walk by my house at 7pm, that's what you'll hear. Jacob: Why would someone be walking by your house at 7pm? Schafer: Because they're you!
#1334
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⚐ Report//during the linear algebra exam Pham: The moment I put in obligation, I forget to taking it off. //five minutes later Pham: The moment I put in obligation, some of you know me by now. Jacob: You forget to taking it off? Pham: No, I never taking it off! You make sure you have money to bring to Ms. Franklin!